Day 05 - Your Favourite Quote(s)

so many quotesss! but here are a feww.
(all of these compiled over the years)

Quotes


*science, annoyed at Calvin*
Chloe: do you want me to hit you? (waves book)
Calvin: yeah come on, spank me


Aaron: Calvin, stop feeling me.


Kristelle: Hitler was Japanese
Sean + Aaron: What?!
Kristelle: yeah wasnt he japanese?
Aaron: no...
Kristelle: fine he was fighting the japanese
Sean: LOLOLOL


*walking*
Sean: its hard to see you in a crowd because of your height sometimes
Sandra: Take that back, one day karma will return that to you
*Sean walks into a pole *
Sandra: HA! TAKE THAT


Amelia: Sean, would you die for a kiss from Chloe?
Chloe: of course he would
Sean: I'd die from it...
Amelia: HAHAHA, poor Chloe


*Monopoly in class*
Mr Ramsey: how's your game going?
Adam: good
*Ramsey walks away*
*Arthur lands on "go to jail"*
Arthur: Aww f*ck this
Ramsey: Arthur, come here.

Adam: do you have any mints?
Sean: no, -shakes pants- 

-eating cheesie-
Wilson L: this cheesy tastes funny, im going to ask for a new one


Wilson L: they charged me 10c for a spoon
Jon: thats what you get for forgetting your chopsticks
*10 mins later, Wilson back with ice tea*
Jon: What are you doing?!?!, that would've been 25 spoons


Chloe: what's a garage sale? is it where people sell garage space?


*after 5 hour monopoly*
Chris: oh Aaron, oh, who's the winner now?


Gerard: shuddup noob, buddha palm you boy.


*people worried over test*
Sean: who cares about Lit, its only Wilkes
*Bryan moves aside, teacher standing behind him*
Wilkes: Sean, what did you say?
Sean: uh oh...


*to Tim*
Chris: hey, no balls


Sean: Tim, stop flirting with little kids


-Nat sees Chris-
Nat: BABYFACEEE~ -pinches Chris' cheeks-


Calvin: I wanna go spank him.


Sean, Wilson + Chris at garden city
Sean: Bryans bday, we're getting him, those stripping dice
Wilson: the mankini
Chris: the $28.90 playboy DVD


-Maths class-
Chris: Kristelle, open the door
-Kristelle leans over table to open door-
Sean + Chris: DONT FLASH GODDAMIT


Sandra: Do you want me to tell you?
Josh: No not really.
Sandra: Fine, i'll tell you anyway


Justin: Can I "mow" your lawn for community service?
Kristelle: I think so, you'll have to ask my dad first though.


Natasha: Dui mian de xiao hai, lai lai lai, wo you tang ^^


guest speaker: now we have various msn names
-bighulkguy@hotmail.com-
Chris: JOSHH, TOO HUGE.


Josh: "...nah i dont think i can do it"
Sean: -to Aaron- "yeah cause he's too huge"
Josh: i heard that
Sean: oh shit -runs-
-2.3 seconds later, tackled to ground-


Mrs Needham: You can't be totally random unless you don't think at all.


Sean: Ni de nu peng you zai na li?
Nat: She me?!? nu peng you?!?!
Sean: OH SHIT, NAN PENG YOU, NAN PENG YOU.


Sandra: How do you spell Sean, Nat? I-D-I-O-T


Sandra: Holy shift, look at that mother function on the asymptote.


-smoky day-
Chloe: It's smoky coz my ass is so hot.


-blue copper precipitate-
Josh: that's the colour of the car i want
Sean: wouldnt you want a red or orange one?


-walk outside to wait for friends at night-
-begins drizzling-
-Sean and Bryan walk under tree-
Bryan: Well this is romantic.
-rains heavily
Sean: oh shit.


Kristelle: Physics is a bitch...chemistry is her ugly sister.


Ms Chong: Sean, can you explain why there's a connect the dots file on your USB?
Sean: ...uhh
Nat: HAHAHHAA, is it...?
Sean: -nods head-
Nat: its for...?
Sean: yeah shuddup, forgot it was on there.
Nat: -continues laughing for 2 mins-

 -walks into chemistry, josh with a bandage on his nose, me in crutches-Ms Chong: what were you two doing on the weekend?!

-silver brief case-
Adam T: DIU OR NO DIU


Aaron: why are gamma rays difficult to detect with a geiger counter?
Justin: BECAUSE GAMMA RAYS ARE LIKE HULK, very penetrable, so is our little brother between our legs. 


Chris: I changed my mind.
Sean: about what?
Chris: -sends link-, that's hot.
Sean: AHAHAHAH. told you so.


Chris: Its like a crappy restraunt that closes down.
Sean: Haha, why cant you use those similes in your english essays?
Chris: Fine, i Will...Seans undying love of animals is as similar as Bryans fondness to redtube


Adam T: No such thing as a free lunch...unless Wilson decides to come and pay.


Chris: You're as hot as a hydrogen bomb.


Bryan: Have you ever had sex with an elephant?
Victim: No, i haven't...
Bryan: Theres a first for everything ;), -knees poor guys ass-


-during karaoke-
Wilson: Graham, the chorus for Gee is coming up.
Graham: ok, -takes microphone-
-song plays-
Graham: GE-
-speakers blow out-


Sean: ...schools such as Kolbe...
Adam: isn't that a brand of like asian biscuits?
Sean: ...what? LOL
Adam: oh wait thats calbee, i was close.


Nat: Jung Yonghwa <3
Sean: We'll make Nick look like him then.
Nat: NO, DON'T WANT HIM TO GET FAN GIRLS.


aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
*who re you inviting to your birthday
aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
*was about to type whore
aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
*but then i realised that thats an actual word with certain meanings


Ramsey: Adam, give me an example of unemployment.
Adam: uhh, new immigrants?
Ramsey: yes, say for example you're a phillipino immigrant...
Adam: oi.


Daniel: November is pretty much the "shit happens" month.
Sean: Why?
Daniel: It's just before the holidays.


Sean: older than me huhh? on which planet?
Nat: uh uh, the maturity one :D
Sean: ...touche.

-arrives late to tuition-

Chris: why were you late?
Sean: overslept.
Chris: yeah, and now you have sex hair.


Nancy: Baby, i love you will you please give me a smile?
Sean: I love you too...shit, i mean.


Wilson: Baby, i dont love you.


Row-yi: Aileen, feed Graham the fish balls...sexually/sensually (same thing la)


-to Wilson-
Daniel: baby i love you will you please give me a smile (hip thrusts to the face)


-to Wilson-
Justin: baby i love you, will you please give me a smile?
(begins to unbotton shirt))
Chris: Justin, sean's dad is there and is reversing the car.
Justin: OH SHIT OH SHIT -bows to dad apologising-


Nancy: Aaron, sing shaun the sheep for sean.
-awkward silence-


Aileen: ...the deal was that if i got them lost, i would have to ask Kenny out.


Natasha: Who here has the palest skin?
- Sean and Sandra rolls sleeves up-
Natasha: OMG! lets use Sean.
- tries makeup on Sean-


Natasha: I'm in the mac section in Myer
- Sean and Sandra go to apple mac section-
Sean: Where are you?
Natasha: The mac MAKEUP section.
Sean: if you tell a guy mac, he'll assume computer, not makeup.


Natasha: Yeah he went to the wrong mac.
Nick: Mac as in makeup?
Sean: ...how do you know this?...


aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
*sick again?
aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
*godamn it
aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
*come to school and make me sick


Ramsey: I think the debate idea went...really....well......
Craggs: You dont sound so confident Mr Ramsey
Ramsey: I think it was a really good idea!
Sean: Now that's just sarcasm.


Kristy: When I say "Megan Fox", what do you think of?
Sean: Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky?
Kristy: No, as in celebrities
Sean: Oh, SNSD + Kara > Megan Fox
Kristy: -facepalm- wrong person to ask.


-Justin doing pushups-
Jamie: Can i try sititng on you?
Justin: yeah sure.
-strains to get up-
Justin: argh its too heavy.
Jamie: oi fuck you.
-kicks Justin in the balls-


Justin: ...and then, say it with helium.
Sean: no, screw you, go to hell.


Chloe: Comeon, lets go.
-Adam looks at watch-
Adam: Sighh, do we have enough time? ok quickly.


Michael: bit against the purple romero house are we Mr Ramsey?
Ramsey: Purple is the international gay colour.
Michael: So?
Ramsey: All gay things are purple, the Dockers, Perth Glory...


Sean: Chances are 4 standard deviations form the mean.
Chris: Nah, id say 2, or 1.
Sean: More like 3. Stop being generous.
Chris: Im sticking with 2, im asian, therefore im stingy.


Adam: yeah, im fat.
Sean: totally, yeah, really fat
Adam: I know, its like calling Wilson hot.


Josh: Yeah i can get us some glowsticks.
Chris: Nah, Josh doesnt need any, he can just around with his head at night.


Nat: YOONA IS YOUR YOONAVERSE


Aaron: If Josh is headboy, and Sarah is head girl, what do you get?
Sean: what?
Aaron: a huuuuuuggeeee explosion!


aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
*"ah oh"
aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
*hmm
$3@|\|. says (9:16 PM):
*"oh ahh"
aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
*sounds kinfa..
aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
**kinda
$3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
*...
$3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
*oh god.
$3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
*...
$3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
*WAIT
aaron 8-| says (9:17 PM):
*seany what are you doing on the other side of the convo


"How many row-yi's does it take to change a lightbulb?"


-during wink murderer-
"we're all asian, how can we tell if we're winking?"


Sean: whoah Nathan, you're eyes are so big.
-Nathan squints eyes-
Sean: Now i cant see them.


Aileen: mind if I come by at the apartment then?
Graham: It's a sausage fest, do you have a sausage?


Aaron: What is said at the apartment stays in the apartment.


Calvin: How do i look fob without looking like Wilson?


Gerard: YUMMMYYYYY


Sean: HOLY SHIT, HUNTER AGAIN.
Chris: the AI seems to like raping your black female character.


Sean + Chris: Gerard want to "tap some gong!"


Sean: We've tortured Chris enough, lets give him a desire question, not death.


Gerard: SPITTER, GET BACK.


Aaron: blowjob from spitter, french kiss a smoker or handjob from charger?

Aaron: if life was L4D2, you'd (sean) be incapped so many times at traffic lights.


Chloe/Amelia: It's getting really late, you guys should go home.
Chris: Don't worry, we have all night.
Gerard: no we dont! we have to webcam with Aileen.


Sandra: Oi, he's really nice, he said he's coming back for you guys.
Jacey: Yeah we're biffles with him, we sang indian songs in his car!


-before going to northbridge at night-
Sean: guys, i just want to let you know that i love you. 


-Northbridge 10pm-
Matty D: How you going boysss


Chris: Where are you right now?
Jacey: Near Dominos.
Chris: Where's that?
Sean: ...the opposite side of northbidge to where we are...


-7:30 am-
Bryan: Oi, wake up, wanna go for a jog?
Chris: Fk off, i've only been asleep for 2 hours.


-Religion white board-
- Found "x" maths joke on board-  

Sean: Something doesnt look quite right..

Chris M: ahah, stupid year 9's drew an impossible triangle. 

Nancy: does your mum go to church?
Jess: yeah she used to, for like 3 months, just for the hell of it.
Sean: oh, the irony.
Adam: HAHAHA that's pretty true.


wilson says (10:40 PM):
*i saved you from my parents
wilson says (10:40 PM):
*they were like
wilson says (10:40 PM):
*which girl are you chasing
wilson says (10:40 PM):
*(talking about you)
wilson says (10:40 PM):
*they were wondering why you hang with our group not yoru schools


Jess: Someone'll have to use a fork to eat. (no more chopsticks).
Sean: Ok, who's the most white here? -looks at Aileen-
-10 seconds later-
Aileen: Did you just say "who's the most white here" and look at me?


Nick: ..at most it'll be $150
Sean: -swears- SAYA ADA DUA ORANG.

I HAVENT ADDED ENOUGH FROM THIS YEAR. NOOOO.