What do you do when your outfit's boring? You add a scarf.
What do you do when your bolognese is bland? You add some salt.
What do you do when sex is really bad? You add a little something-something called a vibrator ...or as a friend once told me "the early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"(~whatthefuckk 0_0 someone tell me what this means please?~ )
What do you do when sex is really bad? You add a little something-something called a vibrator ...or as a friend once told me "the early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"(~whatthefuckk 0_0 someone tell me what this means please?~ )
Sooo, I don't know exactly where I'm going with this but basically....this blog is currently the epitome of DEAD, BLAND and BORING.... it majorly needs some salt, scarves, vibrators and cheese :)
oh, and maybe a new post? ;)
I know, I know, I'm sooooo late on this (and I'm sorry I've been gone so long) but here it is, DAY10 of the 10dayblogging challenge! Hahaha, this challenge sooooooo ANCIENT, I'm pretty sure Jesus read about it in the 3rd grade.
Hmmmm, confessions confessions. Gosh, the reason why I've been putting this off for so long is because shit always goes down everytime someone confesses something!
Example 1: "I farted" ..... and everyone runs away from you.
Example 2: "I did the cosmo-StairwaySizzler with your boyfriend"..... and you get hit in the face by your bestfriend with a fire extinguisher.
Example 3: "I did eat the last cookie".... and you little brother farts in your face in anger.
Now, I'm not saying that these are personal experiences *shifty eyes* 0_0 but, you get my drift right? Confessions never end well... for me ... for everyone.
Example 1: "I farted" ..... and everyone runs away from you.
Example 2: "I did the cosmo-StairwaySizzler with your boyfriend"..... and you get hit in the face by your bestfriend with a fire extinguisher.
Example 3: "I did eat the last cookie".... and you little brother farts in your face in anger.
Now, I'm not saying that these are personal experiences *shifty eyes* 0_0 but, you get my drift right? Confessions never end well... for me ... for everyone.
Buuuuuuutttttt for the purpose of this dying blog AND because I love you all so much, I will confess one thing and one thing only.
...Good girls are bad girls that just never get caught...
0_0
JUSTTTTTT KIDDING :) I had you there didn't I? Don't worry, I'm a good girl through and through :) *winkwink*
"I've never said Iloveyou to someone I've genuinely romantically loved before
...because I tend to make wrong decisions...
...and in the end, I have no choice but to let them go...
... otherwise they'll fall...
...as I attempt to climb the world for purely selfish reasons"
hmmm, pretty deep huh?
I don't want to end this post with such dark atmosphere soooooo just remember: crowded elevators smell different to midgets! tehehe (thumbs up if you get it! ARE YOU'RE THUMBS UP?)
Until next time -probably until the end of exams- expect no posts from me :)
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♥To my beloved stalker J-gus.... Happy now? Shoutout to you ;)
♥To Stingy, stay stafe and don't let the opponent break your bones please.
♥To my bestfriend, I wish you all the luck for Wednesday... but I need that luck more than you so no POWER HUG for you missy.
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