Friend1: *Takes book and slaps Friend2 in the face*
Friend2: OUCH!! What was that for!?!?
Friend1: I facebooked you :)
Scenario 2
Two friends went out for a "girls night out" and got inevitably drunk. As they were walking home, they needed to pee and happened to pass by a graveyard. They both decide to do their business behind a headstone. The women had nothing to use as toilet paper and so the first woman takes off her panties, uses them and throws them away. The other woman was wearing expensive lingerie so instead she takes a wreath from a headstone and uses it.
The next morning, both their husbands are on the phone:"These girls night outs have to stop! My wife came home with no panties last night!"
"Thats nothing... Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between her butt that said: 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you!"
HAHA... just thought I'd put it out there that stupid life happenings like this define the STORYOFMYLIFE.
Now, I don't wake up every morning and decide to do something stupid that day... Embarassment just seem to follow me around EVERYWHERE. Kind of like justin beiber and his stalkerish fan girls :)
Tehehehe, don't get meh wrong, I don't hate it! Makes my life more interesting :)
What is annoying though is when you have visitors and a grape decides to squirt you in the face as you eat it (Not very sexy)... Just for that, I will crush all of you grapes... There will be more ribena in this world than sand :)
Speaking of hate; here are 4 Things boys do that I hate!!
1.) When there is sooo obviously something bothering them and you ask them "whats wrong?" but they'll act like nothing is wrong... BUT THEN...they'll suddenly go all agro at you... talk about bipolar -.- If there's something wrong and you want me to help, I'll help. If you'd rather be alone then FINE but don't take it out on randoms who happen to walk by because they want yogurt from the fridge :S
2.) Taking the last piece of pizza/last scoop of icecream without asking... WE COULD'VE gone halve-sies!!
3.) Talking super big about their dicks but when the time comes for them to perform, little johnny decides he doesn't wanna come out and play ~.~
4.) You have no right to order me around and make me make you a sandwich. Get off your fucking lazy ass and get your own fucking sandwich. ~FEMME FATALE FTW♥~ Women don't just belong in the fucking kitchen... I will make you a sandwich if you ask nicely AND if I like you. Got that honey?
:)
Peace out
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~I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD LEII FIRST!!! :( Tehehe! Nonetheless, I'm so happy for you♥. She's a lucky girl! CONGRATS genie~
~Baby come back to meeeeeee... With my heart I'd set you freeeeee, we were meant to beeeee~
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