Friday, June 24, 2011 3 comments

Day 17 - An art piece


^how i feel atm ahaha
Wednesday, June 22, 2011 1 comments

Day 16 - A song that makes you cry

Boyfriend, by Boyfriend

for all the wrong reasons...

shout out: i hate you for ever linking  me this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd5GGvWWnzU

(blogger doesnt seem to want to let me insert photos and videos -sigh-)
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Day 15 - A Fanfic

- g-o-o-g-l-e-.-c-o-m-
-define: fanfic-


    fan·fic
    noun /ˈfanˌfik/
    fanfics, plural
    1. Another term for fan fiction                               <--- (oh really? derp)


      Web definitions
      • Fan fiction (alternately referred to as fanfiction, fanfic, FF, or fic) is a broadly-defined term for fan labor regarding stories about characters or settings written by fans of the original work, rather than by the original creator. ...

      ..oh dear, i dont think i read any LOL..
      umm..yeah none at all, i will get back to this if i ever doooo.
      sorryy.
    1 comments

    Day 14 - A non-fictional book

    the bible lol jks.

    Exploring CHEMISTRY Stage 3

    just cause' i have it nearby...
    0 comments

    Day 13 - A Fictional Book

    The Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini

    reading for english nowww, quite a good book...so far.
    0 comments

    Day 12 - whatever tickles my fancy

    uhh..

    -goes blank-

    i like m&m's?
    (eating some write right now. what a lazy asss)
    2 comments

    Day 11 - A photo of you recently

    ..i look in pain, but oh well, it placates row-yi ahaha

    (damn photo upload isnt working..oh well, here's the link..)
    http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/259846_10150223776897384_728012383_7111823_5884983_n.jpg
    Wednesday, June 15, 2011 1 comments

    p recent

    me and ma biffle
    Tuesday, June 14, 2011 0 comments

    Day 10 - A photo of you taken over ten years ago

    year 1 at Yidarra ahaha.
    i remember coming in on my birthday to give chocolate out ahaha.
    0 comments

    Day 09 - A photo you took

    -drool-
    1 comments

    chilhood photo

    looking dazed with my mama :3
    Monday, June 13, 2011 2 comments

    a photo i took.

    on photography camp, sugarloaf rock
    Sunday, June 12, 2011 0 comments

    Day 08 - A photo that makes you sad


    chemistry.
    'nuff said.
    0 comments

    a photo that makes me sad

    ghghghgh this movie + old people in general ;_;
    Saturday, June 11, 2011 0 comments

    Day 07 - A photo that makes you happy


    no complete group photo of the guys recently, but this is close enough i guess!
    (sorry chris)
    0 comments

    Day 06 - Whatever tickles your fancy

    hmmm...
    -searches documents-

    man i love that gif.
    (stupid new msn wont render it properly)
    3 comments

    Day 05 - Your Favourite Quote(s)

    so many quotesss! but here are a feww.
    (all of these compiled over the years)


    Quotes


    *science, annoyed at Calvin*
    Chloe: do you want me to hit you? (waves book)
    Calvin: yeah come on, spank me


    Aaron: Calvin, stop feeling me.


    Kristelle: Hitler was Japanese
    Sean + Aaron: What?!
    Kristelle: yeah wasnt he japanese?
    Aaron: no...
    Kristelle: fine he was fighting the japanese
    Sean: LOLOLOL


    *walking*
    Sean: its hard to see you in a crowd because of your height sometimes
    Sandra: Take that back, one day karma will return that to you
    *Sean walks into a pole *
    Sandra: HA! TAKE THAT


    Amelia: Sean, would you die for a kiss from Chloe?
    Chloe: of course he would
    Sean: I'd die from it...
    Amelia: HAHAHA, poor Chloe


    *Monopoly in class*
    Mr Ramsey: how's your game going?
    Adam: good
    *Ramsey walks away*
    *Arthur lands on "go to jail"*
    Arthur: Aww f*ck this
    Ramsey: Arthur, come here.
    Adam: do you have any mints?
    Sean: no, -shakes pants- 

    -eating cheesie-
    Wilson L: this cheesy tastes funny, im going to ask for a new one


    Wilson L: they charged me 10c for a spoon
    Jon: thats what you get for forgetting your chopsticks
    *10 mins later, Wilson back with ice tea*
    Jon: What are you doing?!?!, that would've been 25 spoons


    Chloe: what's a garage sale? is it where people sell garage space?


    *after 5 hour monopoly*
    Chris: oh Aaron, oh, who's the winner now?


    Gerard: shuddup noob, buddha palm you boy.


    *people worried over test*
    Sean: who cares about Lit, its only Wilkes
    *Bryan moves aside, teacher standing behind him*
    Wilkes: Sean, what did you say?
    Sean: uh oh...


    *to Tim*
    Chris: hey, no balls


    Sean: Tim, stop flirting with little kids


    -Nat sees Chris-
    Nat: BABYFACEEE~ -pinches Chris' cheeks-


    Calvin: I wanna go spank him.


    Sean, Wilson + Chris at garden city
    Sean: Bryans bday, we're getting him, those stripping dice
    Wilson: the mankini
    Chris: the $28.90 playboy DVD


    -Maths class-
    Chris: Kristelle, open the door
    -Kristelle leans over table to open door-
    Sean + Chris: DONT FLASH GODDAMIT


    Sandra: Do you want me to tell you?
    Josh: No not really.
    Sandra: Fine, i'll tell you anyway


    Justin: Can I "mow" your lawn for community service?
    Kristelle: I think so, you'll have to ask my dad first though.


    Natasha: Dui mian de xiao hai, lai lai lai, wo you tang ^^


    guest speaker: now we have various msn names
    -bighulkguy@hotmail.com-
    Chris: JOSHH, TOO HUGE.


    Josh: "...nah i dont think i can do it"
    Sean: -to Aaron- "yeah cause he's too huge"
    Josh: i heard that
    Sean: oh shit -runs-
    -2.3 seconds later, tackled to ground-


    Mrs Needham: You can't be totally random unless you don't think at all.


    Sean: Ni de nu peng you zai na li?
    Nat: She me?!? nu peng you?!?!
    Sean: OH SHIT, NAN PENG YOU, NAN PENG YOU.


    Sandra: How do you spell Sean, Nat? I-D-I-O-T


    Sandra: Holy shift, look at that mother function on the asymptote.


    -smoky day-
    Chloe: It's smoky coz my ass is so hot.


    -blue copper precipitate-
    Josh: that's the colour of the car i want
    Sean: wouldnt you want a red or orange one?


    -walk outside to wait for friends at night-
    -begins drizzling-
    -Sean and Bryan walk under tree-
    Bryan: Well this is romantic.
    -rains heavily
    Sean: oh shit.


    Kristelle: Physics is a bitch...chemistry is her ugly sister.


    Ms Chong: Sean, can you explain why there's a connect the dots file on your USB?
    Sean: ...uhh
    Nat: HAHAHHAA, is it...?
    Sean: -nods head-
    Nat: its for...?
    Sean: yeah shuddup, forgot it was on there.
    Nat: -continues laughing for 2 mins-
     -walks into chemistry, josh with a bandage on his nose, me in crutches-Ms Chong: what were you two doing on the weekend?!


    -silver brief case-
    Adam T: DIU OR NO DIU


    Aaron: why are gamma rays difficult to detect with a geiger counter?
    Justin: BECAUSE GAMMA RAYS ARE LIKE HULK, very penetrable, so is our little brother between our legs. 


    Chris: I changed my mind.
    Sean: about what?
    Chris: -sends link-, that's hot.
    Sean: AHAHAHAH. told you so.


    Chris: Its like a crappy restraunt that closes down.
    Sean: Haha, why cant you use those similes in your english essays?
    Chris: Fine, i Will...Seans undying love of animals is as similar as Bryans fondness to redtube


    Adam T: No such thing as a free lunch...unless Wilson decides to come and pay.


    Chris: You're as hot as a hydrogen bomb.


    Bryan: Have you ever had sex with an elephant?
    Victim: No, i haven't...
    Bryan: Theres a first for everything ;), -knees poor guys ass-


    -during karaoke-
    Wilson: Graham, the chorus for Gee is coming up.
    Graham: ok, -takes microphone-
    -song plays-
    Graham: GE-
    -speakers blow out-


    Sean: ...schools such as Kolbe...
    Adam: isn't that a brand of like asian biscuits?
    Sean: ...what? LOL
    Adam: oh wait thats calbee, i was close.


    Nat: Jung Yonghwa <3
    Sean: We'll make Nick look like him then.
    Nat: NO, DON'T WANT HIM TO GET FAN GIRLS.


    aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
    *who re you inviting to your birthday
    aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
    *was about to type whore
    aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
    *but then i realised that thats an actual word with certain meanings


    Ramsey: Adam, give me an example of unemployment.
    Adam: uhh, new immigrants?
    Ramsey: yes, say for example you're a phillipino immigrant...
    Adam: oi.


    Daniel: November is pretty much the "shit happens" month.
    Sean: Why?
    Daniel: It's just before the holidays.


    Sean: older than me huhh? on which planet?
    Nat: uh uh, the maturity one :D
    Sean: ...touche.


    -arrives late to tuition-

    Chris: why were you late?
    Sean: overslept.
    Chris: yeah, and now you have sex hair.


    Nancy: Baby, i love you will you please give me a smile?
    Sean: I love you too...shit, i mean.


    Wilson: Baby, i dont love you.


    Row-yi: Aileen, feed Graham the fish balls...sexually/sensually (same thing la)


    -to Wilson-
    Daniel: baby i love you will you please give me a smile (hip thrusts to the face)


    -to Wilson-
    Justin: baby i love you, will you please give me a smile?
    (begins to unbotton shirt))
    Chris: Justin, sean's dad is there and is reversing the car.
    Justin: OH SHIT OH SHIT -bows to dad apologising-


    Nancy: Aaron, sing shaun the sheep for sean.
    -awkward silence-


    Aileen: ...the deal was that if i got them lost, i would have to ask Kenny out.


    Natasha: Who here has the palest skin?
    - Sean and Sandra rolls sleeves up-
    Natasha: OMG! lets use Sean.
    - tries makeup on Sean-


    Natasha: I'm in the mac section in Myer
    - Sean and Sandra go to apple mac section-
    Sean: Where are you?
    Natasha: The mac MAKEUP section.
    Sean: if you tell a guy mac, he'll assume computer, not makeup.


    Natasha: Yeah he went to the wrong mac.
    Nick: Mac as in makeup?
    Sean: ...how do you know this?...


    aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
    *sick again?
    aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
    *godamn it
    aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
    *come to school and make me sick


    Ramsey: I think the debate idea went...really....well......
    Craggs: You dont sound so confident Mr Ramsey
    Ramsey: I think it was a really good idea!
    Sean: Now that's just sarcasm.


    Kristy: When I say "Megan Fox", what do you think of?
    Sean: Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky?
    Kristy: No, as in celebrities
    Sean: Oh, SNSD + Kara > Megan Fox
    Kristy: -facepalm- wrong person to ask.


    -Justin doing pushups-
    Jamie: Can i try sititng on you?
    Justin: yeah sure.
    -strains to get up-
    Justin: argh its too heavy.
    Jamie: oi fuck you.
    -kicks Justin in the balls-


    Justin: ...and then, say it with helium.
    Sean: no, screw you, go to hell.


    Chloe: Comeon, lets go.
    -Adam looks at watch-
    Adam: Sighh, do we have enough time? ok quickly.


    Michael: bit against the purple romero house are we Mr Ramsey?
    Ramsey: Purple is the international gay colour.
    Michael: So?
    Ramsey: All gay things are purple, the Dockers, Perth Glory...


    Sean: Chances are 4 standard deviations form the mean.
    Chris: Nah, id say 2, or 1.
    Sean: More like 3. Stop being generous.
    Chris: Im sticking with 2, im asian, therefore im stingy.


    Adam: yeah, im fat.
    Sean: totally, yeah, really fat
    Adam: I know, its like calling Wilson hot.


    Josh: Yeah i can get us some glowsticks.
    Chris: Nah, Josh doesnt need any, he can just around with his head at night.


    Nat: YOONA IS YOUR YOONAVERSE


    Aaron: If Josh is headboy, and Sarah is head girl, what do you get?
    Sean: what?
    Aaron: a huuuuuuggeeee explosion!


    aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
    *"ah oh"
    aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
    *hmm
    $3@|\|. says (9:16 PM):
    *"oh ahh"
    aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
    *sounds kinfa..
    aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
    **kinda
    $3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
    *...
    $3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
    *oh god.
    $3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
    *...
    $3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
    *WAIT
    aaron 8-| says (9:17 PM):
    *seany what are you doing on the other side of the convo


    "How many row-yi's does it take to change a lightbulb?"


    -during wink murderer-
    "we're all asian, how can we tell if we're winking?"


    Sean: whoah Nathan, you're eyes are so big.
    -Nathan squints eyes-
    Sean: Now i cant see them.


    Aileen: mind if I come by at the apartment then?
    Graham: It's a sausage fest, do you have a sausage?


    Aaron: What is said at the apartment stays in the apartment.


    Calvin: How do i look fob without looking like Wilson?


    Gerard: YUMMMYYYYY


    Sean: HOLY SHIT, HUNTER AGAIN.
    Chris: the AI seems to like raping your black female character.


    Sean + Chris: Gerard want to "tap some gong!"


    Sean: We've tortured Chris enough, lets give him a desire question, not death.


    Gerard: SPITTER, GET BACK.


    Aaron: blowjob from spitter, french kiss a smoker or handjob from charger?
    Aaron: if life was L4D2, you'd (sean) be incapped so many times at traffic lights.


    Chloe/Amelia: It's getting really late, you guys should go home.
    Chris: Don't worry, we have all night.
    Gerard: no we dont! we have to webcam with Aileen.


    Sandra: Oi, he's really nice, he said he's coming back for you guys.
    Jacey: Yeah we're biffles with him, we sang indian songs in his car!


    -before going to northbridge at night-
    Sean: guys, i just want to let you know that i love you. 


    -Northbridge 10pm-
    Matty D: How you going boysss


    Chris: Where are you right now?
    Jacey: Near Dominos.
    Chris: Where's that?
    Sean: ...the opposite side of northbidge to where we are...


    -7:30 am-
    Bryan: Oi, wake up, wanna go for a jog?
    Chris: Fk off, i've only been asleep for 2 hours.


    -Religion white board-
    - Found "x" maths joke on board-  
    Sean: Something doesnt look quite right..
    Chris M: ahah, stupid year 9's drew an impossible triangle. 
    Nancy: does your mum go to church?
    Jess: yeah she used to, for like 3 months, just for the hell of it.
    Sean: oh, the irony.
    Adam: HAHAHA that's pretty true.


    wilson says (10:40 PM):
    *i saved you from my parents
    wilson says (10:40 PM):
    *they were like
    wilson says (10:40 PM):
    *which girl are you chasing
    wilson says (10:40 PM):
    *(talking about you)
    wilson says (10:40 PM):
    *they were wondering why you hang with our group not yoru schools


    Jess: Someone'll have to use a fork to eat. (no more chopsticks).
    Sean: Ok, who's the most white here? -looks at Aileen-
    -10 seconds later-
    Aileen: Did you just say "who's the most white here" and look at me?


    Nick: ..at most it'll be $150
    Sean: -swears- SAYA ADA DUA ORANG.


    I HAVENT ADDED ENOUGH FROM THIS YEAR. NOOOO.
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    a photo that makes me happy :3

    just lol. this photo and these people
    Friday, June 10, 2011 0 comments

    day six (whatever i want)

    what i felt like doing most of the day

    Thursday, June 9, 2011 0 comments

    few of my favourite quotes :3

    "take that vest off you look like aladdin." - evan (superbad)

    "sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people away but to see who cares enough to tear those walls down." - peyton sawyer (one tree hill)

    "i believe that everything happens for a reason. people change so you can learn to let go, things go wrong so you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." - marilyn monroe

    "you make me want to kill myself." - carl orchard
    Wednesday, June 8, 2011 0 comments

    Day 04 - Your Favourite Book

    hmmm, hard one, i like reading in general ahaha

    but i guess it'd have to be...

    Scarecrow,  by Matthew Reilly

    so gooddd (as all his books are in general)
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    favourite book

    Tuesday, June 7, 2011 1 comments

    favourite tv show

    i watch a lot of tv shows but ultimate fave:

    if you don't like friends,
    don't talk to me. 
    (srsly)
    Monday, June 6, 2011 1 comments

    Day 03 - Your favourite television program

    "I've been going to that prison for the past four months to have a staring contest with the devil, and the devil just blinked." 
    downloaded all 3 seasons of it just before exams (real smart move eh?)


    yeah, Castle -cheesy grin-



    Sunday, June 5, 2011 0 comments

    Day 02 - Your favourite movie

    this is a hard one.. hmm

    it's an odd one,
    but i guess i like Jumper

    can watch it a million times and never get boreddd.

    -continues on religion notes-
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    my all time favez song

    teenage dirtbag by wheatus :3
    Saturday, June 4, 2011 0 comments

    Day 1 - My Favorite Song

    well, based off my itunes playlist..it would be..

    ..all three are equal..
    you've got to be kidding me.
    Love Ya - SS501
    Come Back Again - Infinite
    Love - CN Blue

    (666... dont ask)

    also, easy on the comments about the songs there ahaha -shrug-
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    procrastination to the maxxx.


    holy shi-, here we go.
    (yes i really am trying to procrastinate from exams..)
    -then again, im arguing that this allows me to relax a bit aha-

    Day 01 -- your favourite song
    Day 02 -- your favourite movie
    Day 03 -- your favourite television program
    Day 04 -- your favourite book
    Day 05 -- your favourite quote
    Day 06 -- whatever tickles your fancy
    Day 07 -- a photo that makes you happy
    Day 08 -- a photo that makes you angry/sad
    Day 09 -- a photo you took
    Day 10 -- a photo of you taken over ten years ago
    Day 11 -- a photo of you taken recently
    Day 12 -- whatever tickles your fancy
    Day 13 -- a fictional book
    Day 14 -- a non-fictional book
    Day 15 -- a fanfic
    Day 16 -- a song that makes you cry (or nearly)
    Day 17 -- an art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)
    Day 18 -- whatever tickles your fancy
    Day 19 -- a talent of yours
    Day 20 -- a hobby of yours
    Day 21 -- a recipe
    Day 22 -- a website
    Day 23 -- a youtube video
    Day 24 -- whatever tickles your fancy
    Day 25 -- your day, in great detail
    Day 26 -- your week, in great detail
    Day 27 -- this month, in great detail
    Day 28 -- this year, in great detail
    Day 29 -- hopes, dreams and plans for the next 365 days
    Day 30 -- whatever tickles your fancy

    (i'll commend anyone who decides to do this with me)
    -and i'll probably think you're slightly insane too-
    Thursday, June 2, 2011 0 comments

    -headdesk-

    well, since i've been told julian eagerly reads this during religion lessons... thought i'd write a quick post.

    GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EXAMS SOON (and im hoping your exams went well, for those who have finished alreadyy)

    exams to go:
    chem (fml)
    religion (so-so)
    maths (FML)
    english (woo)
    physics (mmm)
    economics (bleh)

    gg.

    im feeling considerably proud, to be honest. notes are pretty much all sorted, just need to review them.
    ROSTRUM ON SATURDAY FUUUU- (havent practiced touched my speech since 2 months ago..)
    "-sigh-, what has our world come to?-"
    -insert 8 minute speech on the changing world-

    shout outs:
    - dont overdo it next time..
    - real smarttt.
    - keep going at ittt. we know you can be dux!

    anyways.
    chemistry's calling-
    WAIT. LEAVERS PLANNING.
    hopefully singaporee. looking at logistics nowww. if we pull this off, i'll be amazedd.

    ok chem time -puts glasses on, jks contacts-
    bye for now.

    (maybe i should upload old 2AB economics and chem notes?)

    Friday, June 24, 2011

    Wednesday, June 22, 2011

    Day 16 - A song that makes you cry

    Boyfriend, by Boyfriend

    for all the wrong reasons...

    shout out: i hate you for ever linking  me this song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd5GGvWWnzU

    (blogger doesnt seem to want to let me insert photos and videos -sigh-)

    Day 15 - A Fanfic

    - g-o-o-g-l-e-.-c-o-m-
    -define: fanfic-


      fan·fic
      noun /ˈfanˌfik/
      fanfics, plural
      1. Another term for fan fiction                               <--- (oh really? derp)


        Web definitions
        • Fan fiction (alternately referred to as fanfiction, fanfic, FF, or fic) is a broadly-defined term for fan labor regarding stories about characters or settings written by fans of the original work, rather than by the original creator. ...

        ..oh dear, i dont think i read any LOL..
        umm..yeah none at all, i will get back to this if i ever doooo.
        sorryy.

      Day 14 - A non-fictional book

      the bible lol jks.

      Exploring CHEMISTRY Stage 3

      just cause' i have it nearby...

      Day 13 - A Fictional Book

      The Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini

      reading for english nowww, quite a good book...so far.

      Day 12 - whatever tickles my fancy

      uhh..

      -goes blank-

      i like m&m's?
      (eating some write right now. what a lazy asss)

      Day 11 - A photo of you recently

      ..i look in pain, but oh well, it placates row-yi ahaha

      (damn photo upload isnt working..oh well, here's the link..)
      http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/259846_10150223776897384_728012383_7111823_5884983_n.jpg

      Wednesday, June 15, 2011

      p recent

      me and ma biffle

      Tuesday, June 14, 2011

      Day 10 - A photo of you taken over ten years ago

      year 1 at Yidarra ahaha.
      i remember coming in on my birthday to give chocolate out ahaha.

      Day 09 - A photo you took

      -drool-

      chilhood photo

      looking dazed with my mama :3

      Monday, June 13, 2011

      a photo i took.

      on photography camp, sugarloaf rock

      Sunday, June 12, 2011

      Day 08 - A photo that makes you sad


      chemistry.
      'nuff said.

      a photo that makes me sad

      ghghghgh this movie + old people in general ;_;

      Saturday, June 11, 2011

      Day 07 - A photo that makes you happy


      no complete group photo of the guys recently, but this is close enough i guess!
      (sorry chris)

      Day 06 - Whatever tickles your fancy

      hmmm...
      -searches documents-

      man i love that gif.
      (stupid new msn wont render it properly)

      Day 05 - Your Favourite Quote(s)

      so many quotesss! but here are a feww.
      (all of these compiled over the years)


      Quotes


      *science, annoyed at Calvin*
      Chloe: do you want me to hit you? (waves book)
      Calvin: yeah come on, spank me


      Aaron: Calvin, stop feeling me.


      Kristelle: Hitler was Japanese
      Sean + Aaron: What?!
      Kristelle: yeah wasnt he japanese?
      Aaron: no...
      Kristelle: fine he was fighting the japanese
      Sean: LOLOLOL


      *walking*
      Sean: its hard to see you in a crowd because of your height sometimes
      Sandra: Take that back, one day karma will return that to you
      *Sean walks into a pole *
      Sandra: HA! TAKE THAT


      Amelia: Sean, would you die for a kiss from Chloe?
      Chloe: of course he would
      Sean: I'd die from it...
      Amelia: HAHAHA, poor Chloe


      *Monopoly in class*
      Mr Ramsey: how's your game going?
      Adam: good
      *Ramsey walks away*
      *Arthur lands on "go to jail"*
      Arthur: Aww f*ck this
      Ramsey: Arthur, come here.
      Adam: do you have any mints?
      Sean: no, -shakes pants- 

      -eating cheesie-
      Wilson L: this cheesy tastes funny, im going to ask for a new one


      Wilson L: they charged me 10c for a spoon
      Jon: thats what you get for forgetting your chopsticks
      *10 mins later, Wilson back with ice tea*
      Jon: What are you doing?!?!, that would've been 25 spoons


      Chloe: what's a garage sale? is it where people sell garage space?


      *after 5 hour monopoly*
      Chris: oh Aaron, oh, who's the winner now?


      Gerard: shuddup noob, buddha palm you boy.


      *people worried over test*
      Sean: who cares about Lit, its only Wilkes
      *Bryan moves aside, teacher standing behind him*
      Wilkes: Sean, what did you say?
      Sean: uh oh...


      *to Tim*
      Chris: hey, no balls


      Sean: Tim, stop flirting with little kids


      -Nat sees Chris-
      Nat: BABYFACEEE~ -pinches Chris' cheeks-


      Calvin: I wanna go spank him.


      Sean, Wilson + Chris at garden city
      Sean: Bryans bday, we're getting him, those stripping dice
      Wilson: the mankini
      Chris: the $28.90 playboy DVD


      -Maths class-
      Chris: Kristelle, open the door
      -Kristelle leans over table to open door-
      Sean + Chris: DONT FLASH GODDAMIT


      Sandra: Do you want me to tell you?
      Josh: No not really.
      Sandra: Fine, i'll tell you anyway


      Justin: Can I "mow" your lawn for community service?
      Kristelle: I think so, you'll have to ask my dad first though.


      Natasha: Dui mian de xiao hai, lai lai lai, wo you tang ^^


      guest speaker: now we have various msn names
      -bighulkguy@hotmail.com-
      Chris: JOSHH, TOO HUGE.


      Josh: "...nah i dont think i can do it"
      Sean: -to Aaron- "yeah cause he's too huge"
      Josh: i heard that
      Sean: oh shit -runs-
      -2.3 seconds later, tackled to ground-


      Mrs Needham: You can't be totally random unless you don't think at all.


      Sean: Ni de nu peng you zai na li?
      Nat: She me?!? nu peng you?!?!
      Sean: OH SHIT, NAN PENG YOU, NAN PENG YOU.


      Sandra: How do you spell Sean, Nat? I-D-I-O-T


      Sandra: Holy shift, look at that mother function on the asymptote.


      -smoky day-
      Chloe: It's smoky coz my ass is so hot.


      -blue copper precipitate-
      Josh: that's the colour of the car i want
      Sean: wouldnt you want a red or orange one?


      -walk outside to wait for friends at night-
      -begins drizzling-
      -Sean and Bryan walk under tree-
      Bryan: Well this is romantic.
      -rains heavily
      Sean: oh shit.


      Kristelle: Physics is a bitch...chemistry is her ugly sister.


      Ms Chong: Sean, can you explain why there's a connect the dots file on your USB?
      Sean: ...uhh
      Nat: HAHAHHAA, is it...?
      Sean: -nods head-
      Nat: its for...?
      Sean: yeah shuddup, forgot it was on there.
      Nat: -continues laughing for 2 mins-
       -walks into chemistry, josh with a bandage on his nose, me in crutches-Ms Chong: what were you two doing on the weekend?!


      -silver brief case-
      Adam T: DIU OR NO DIU


      Aaron: why are gamma rays difficult to detect with a geiger counter?
      Justin: BECAUSE GAMMA RAYS ARE LIKE HULK, very penetrable, so is our little brother between our legs. 


      Chris: I changed my mind.
      Sean: about what?
      Chris: -sends link-, that's hot.
      Sean: AHAHAHAH. told you so.


      Chris: Its like a crappy restraunt that closes down.
      Sean: Haha, why cant you use those similes in your english essays?
      Chris: Fine, i Will...Seans undying love of animals is as similar as Bryans fondness to redtube


      Adam T: No such thing as a free lunch...unless Wilson decides to come and pay.


      Chris: You're as hot as a hydrogen bomb.


      Bryan: Have you ever had sex with an elephant?
      Victim: No, i haven't...
      Bryan: Theres a first for everything ;), -knees poor guys ass-


      -during karaoke-
      Wilson: Graham, the chorus for Gee is coming up.
      Graham: ok, -takes microphone-
      -song plays-
      Graham: GE-
      -speakers blow out-


      Sean: ...schools such as Kolbe...
      Adam: isn't that a brand of like asian biscuits?
      Sean: ...what? LOL
      Adam: oh wait thats calbee, i was close.


      Nat: Jung Yonghwa <3
      Sean: We'll make Nick look like him then.
      Nat: NO, DON'T WANT HIM TO GET FAN GIRLS.


      aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
      *who re you inviting to your birthday
      aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
      *was about to type whore
      aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
      *but then i realised that thats an actual word with certain meanings


      Ramsey: Adam, give me an example of unemployment.
      Adam: uhh, new immigrants?
      Ramsey: yes, say for example you're a phillipino immigrant...
      Adam: oi.


      Daniel: November is pretty much the "shit happens" month.
      Sean: Why?
      Daniel: It's just before the holidays.


      Sean: older than me huhh? on which planet?
      Nat: uh uh, the maturity one :D
      Sean: ...touche.


      -arrives late to tuition-

      Chris: why were you late?
      Sean: overslept.
      Chris: yeah, and now you have sex hair.


      Nancy: Baby, i love you will you please give me a smile?
      Sean: I love you too...shit, i mean.


      Wilson: Baby, i dont love you.


      Row-yi: Aileen, feed Graham the fish balls...sexually/sensually (same thing la)


      -to Wilson-
      Daniel: baby i love you will you please give me a smile (hip thrusts to the face)


      -to Wilson-
      Justin: baby i love you, will you please give me a smile?
      (begins to unbotton shirt))
      Chris: Justin, sean's dad is there and is reversing the car.
      Justin: OH SHIT OH SHIT -bows to dad apologising-


      Nancy: Aaron, sing shaun the sheep for sean.
      -awkward silence-


      Aileen: ...the deal was that if i got them lost, i would have to ask Kenny out.


      Natasha: Who here has the palest skin?
      - Sean and Sandra rolls sleeves up-
      Natasha: OMG! lets use Sean.
      - tries makeup on Sean-


      Natasha: I'm in the mac section in Myer
      - Sean and Sandra go to apple mac section-
      Sean: Where are you?
      Natasha: The mac MAKEUP section.
      Sean: if you tell a guy mac, he'll assume computer, not makeup.


      Natasha: Yeah he went to the wrong mac.
      Nick: Mac as in makeup?
      Sean: ...how do you know this?...


      aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
      *sick again?
      aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
      *godamn it
      aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
      *come to school and make me sick


      Ramsey: I think the debate idea went...really....well......
      Craggs: You dont sound so confident Mr Ramsey
      Ramsey: I think it was a really good idea!
      Sean: Now that's just sarcasm.


      Kristy: When I say "Megan Fox", what do you think of?
      Sean: Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky?
      Kristy: No, as in celebrities
      Sean: Oh, SNSD + Kara > Megan Fox
      Kristy: -facepalm- wrong person to ask.


      -Justin doing pushups-
      Jamie: Can i try sititng on you?
      Justin: yeah sure.
      -strains to get up-
      Justin: argh its too heavy.
      Jamie: oi fuck you.
      -kicks Justin in the balls-


      Justin: ...and then, say it with helium.
      Sean: no, screw you, go to hell.


      Chloe: Comeon, lets go.
      -Adam looks at watch-
      Adam: Sighh, do we have enough time? ok quickly.


      Michael: bit against the purple romero house are we Mr Ramsey?
      Ramsey: Purple is the international gay colour.
      Michael: So?
      Ramsey: All gay things are purple, the Dockers, Perth Glory...


      Sean: Chances are 4 standard deviations form the mean.
      Chris: Nah, id say 2, or 1.
      Sean: More like 3. Stop being generous.
      Chris: Im sticking with 2, im asian, therefore im stingy.


      Adam: yeah, im fat.
      Sean: totally, yeah, really fat
      Adam: I know, its like calling Wilson hot.


      Josh: Yeah i can get us some glowsticks.
      Chris: Nah, Josh doesnt need any, he can just around with his head at night.


      Nat: YOONA IS YOUR YOONAVERSE


      Aaron: If Josh is headboy, and Sarah is head girl, what do you get?
      Sean: what?
      Aaron: a huuuuuuggeeee explosion!


      aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
      *"ah oh"
      aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
      *hmm
      $3@|\|. says (9:16 PM):
      *"oh ahh"
      aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
      *sounds kinfa..
      aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
      **kinda
      $3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
      *...
      $3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
      *oh god.
      $3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
      *...
      $3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
      *WAIT
      aaron 8-| says (9:17 PM):
      *seany what are you doing on the other side of the convo


      "How many row-yi's does it take to change a lightbulb?"


      -during wink murderer-
      "we're all asian, how can we tell if we're winking?"


      Sean: whoah Nathan, you're eyes are so big.
      -Nathan squints eyes-
      Sean: Now i cant see them.


      Aileen: mind if I come by at the apartment then?
      Graham: It's a sausage fest, do you have a sausage?


      Aaron: What is said at the apartment stays in the apartment.


      Calvin: How do i look fob without looking like Wilson?


      Gerard: YUMMMYYYYY


      Sean: HOLY SHIT, HUNTER AGAIN.
      Chris: the AI seems to like raping your black female character.


      Sean + Chris: Gerard want to "tap some gong!"


      Sean: We've tortured Chris enough, lets give him a desire question, not death.


      Gerard: SPITTER, GET BACK.


      Aaron: blowjob from spitter, french kiss a smoker or handjob from charger?
      Aaron: if life was L4D2, you'd (sean) be incapped so many times at traffic lights.


      Chloe/Amelia: It's getting really late, you guys should go home.
      Chris: Don't worry, we have all night.
      Gerard: no we dont! we have to webcam with Aileen.


      Sandra: Oi, he's really nice, he said he's coming back for you guys.
      Jacey: Yeah we're biffles with him, we sang indian songs in his car!


      -before going to northbridge at night-
      Sean: guys, i just want to let you know that i love you. 


      -Northbridge 10pm-
      Matty D: How you going boysss


      Chris: Where are you right now?
      Jacey: Near Dominos.
      Chris: Where's that?
      Sean: ...the opposite side of northbidge to where we are...


      -7:30 am-
      Bryan: Oi, wake up, wanna go for a jog?
      Chris: Fk off, i've only been asleep for 2 hours.


      -Religion white board-
      - Found "x" maths joke on board-  
      Sean: Something doesnt look quite right..
      Chris M: ahah, stupid year 9's drew an impossible triangle. 
      Nancy: does your mum go to church?
      Jess: yeah she used to, for like 3 months, just for the hell of it.
      Sean: oh, the irony.
      Adam: HAHAHA that's pretty true.


      wilson says (10:40 PM):
      *i saved you from my parents
      wilson says (10:40 PM):
      *they were like
      wilson says (10:40 PM):
      *which girl are you chasing
      wilson says (10:40 PM):
      *(talking about you)
      wilson says (10:40 PM):
      *they were wondering why you hang with our group not yoru schools


      Jess: Someone'll have to use a fork to eat. (no more chopsticks).
      Sean: Ok, who's the most white here? -looks at Aileen-
      -10 seconds later-
      Aileen: Did you just say "who's the most white here" and look at me?


      Nick: ..at most it'll be $150
      Sean: -swears- SAYA ADA DUA ORANG.


      I HAVENT ADDED ENOUGH FROM THIS YEAR. NOOOO.

      a photo that makes me happy :3

      just lol. this photo and these people

      Friday, June 10, 2011

      day six (whatever i want)

      what i felt like doing most of the day

      Thursday, June 9, 2011

      few of my favourite quotes :3

      "take that vest off you look like aladdin." - evan (superbad)

      "sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people away but to see who cares enough to tear those walls down." - peyton sawyer (one tree hill)

      "i believe that everything happens for a reason. people change so you can learn to let go, things go wrong so you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." - marilyn monroe

      "you make me want to kill myself." - carl orchard

      Wednesday, June 8, 2011

      Day 04 - Your Favourite Book

      hmmm, hard one, i like reading in general ahaha

      but i guess it'd have to be...

      Scarecrow,  by Matthew Reilly

      so gooddd (as all his books are in general)

      favourite book

      Tuesday, June 7, 2011

      favourite tv show

      i watch a lot of tv shows but ultimate fave:

      if you don't like friends,
      don't talk to me. 
      (srsly)

      Monday, June 6, 2011

      Day 03 - Your favourite television program

      "I've been going to that prison for the past four months to have a staring contest with the devil, and the devil just blinked." 
      downloaded all 3 seasons of it just before exams (real smart move eh?)


      yeah, Castle -cheesy grin-



      Sunday, June 5, 2011

      Day 02 - Your favourite movie

      this is a hard one.. hmm

      it's an odd one,
      but i guess i like Jumper

      can watch it a million times and never get boreddd.

      -continues on religion notes-

      my all time favez song

      teenage dirtbag by wheatus :3

      Saturday, June 4, 2011

      Day 1 - My Favorite Song

      well, based off my itunes playlist..it would be..

      ..all three are equal..
      you've got to be kidding me.
      Love Ya - SS501
      Come Back Again - Infinite
      Love - CN Blue

      (666... dont ask)

      also, easy on the comments about the songs there ahaha -shrug-

      procrastination to the maxxx.


      holy shi-, here we go.
      (yes i really am trying to procrastinate from exams..)
      -then again, im arguing that this allows me to relax a bit aha-

      Day 01 -- your favourite song
      Day 02 -- your favourite movie
      Day 03 -- your favourite television program
      Day 04 -- your favourite book
      Day 05 -- your favourite quote
      Day 06 -- whatever tickles your fancy
      Day 07 -- a photo that makes you happy
      Day 08 -- a photo that makes you angry/sad
      Day 09 -- a photo you took
      Day 10 -- a photo of you taken over ten years ago
      Day 11 -- a photo of you taken recently
      Day 12 -- whatever tickles your fancy
      Day 13 -- a fictional book
      Day 14 -- a non-fictional book
      Day 15 -- a fanfic
      Day 16 -- a song that makes you cry (or nearly)
      Day 17 -- an art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)
      Day 18 -- whatever tickles your fancy
      Day 19 -- a talent of yours
      Day 20 -- a hobby of yours
      Day 21 -- a recipe
      Day 22 -- a website
      Day 23 -- a youtube video
      Day 24 -- whatever tickles your fancy
      Day 25 -- your day, in great detail
      Day 26 -- your week, in great detail
      Day 27 -- this month, in great detail
      Day 28 -- this year, in great detail
      Day 29 -- hopes, dreams and plans for the next 365 days
      Day 30 -- whatever tickles your fancy

      (i'll commend anyone who decides to do this with me)
      -and i'll probably think you're slightly insane too-

      Thursday, June 2, 2011

      -headdesk-

      well, since i've been told julian eagerly reads this during religion lessons... thought i'd write a quick post.

      GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EXAMS SOON (and im hoping your exams went well, for those who have finished alreadyy)

      exams to go:
      chem (fml)
      religion (so-so)
      maths (FML)
      english (woo)
      physics (mmm)
      economics (bleh)

      gg.

      im feeling considerably proud, to be honest. notes are pretty much all sorted, just need to review them.
      ROSTRUM ON SATURDAY FUUUU- (havent practiced touched my speech since 2 months ago..)
      "-sigh-, what has our world come to?-"
      -insert 8 minute speech on the changing world-

      shout outs:
      - dont overdo it next time..
      - real smarttt.
      - keep going at ittt. we know you can be dux!

      anyways.
      chemistry's calling-
      WAIT. LEAVERS PLANNING.
      hopefully singaporee. looking at logistics nowww. if we pull this off, i'll be amazedd.

      ok chem time -puts glasses on, jks contacts-
      bye for now.

      (maybe i should upload old 2AB economics and chem notes?)
       
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