WOT DA SHIT - JAY CHOU IS DATING AN 18 YEAR OLD (ALBEIT HOT) GIRL!??!?! FOURTEEN YEARS HIS JUNIOR?! WHO RATHER FANATICALLY WANTS TO HAVE HIS BABIES?!

*world crashes down*

he brings a new level to the phrase "juvie hunter". won't be able to listen to his music without being grossed out.

AIYAAAAAH

simultaneity.

In an attempt to join the other two contributors in resuscitating this blog, I guess I too wanna add something in.
(that did not make any sense...)

You know you've been neglecting the site for far too long.. when it takes you a good 10 minutes to try and remember what was your login name for the blog was...

sadly enough, it took me 15 minutes -sigh-

Even though economics is attempting to appear seductive on my table, beckoning me to go do it.. I'm sure I'm not the only one wishing we didn't have the week long break  between the two weeks of our mocks...

Naturally, I don't possess the writing finesse that allows me to churn out a beautifully scripted and thought-provoking post, akin to the type ricepicker-san writes, yet, hey, I'll try my best..
(LOL JKS I WANNA CURL UP IN A CORNER AND SLEEP)

Graduation.

The one word on everyone's mind that will happen within the following month. To me, it still hasn't properly dawned what it really means...

Does it mean the end of our time in high school?
Will we lose contact with friends we told ourselves we would always keep in contact with?

The end of routine, and the start of us being recognized as an adult?..

eh, i'm not too sure. It's open to interpretation (much like our English exam text on indifference -rage-)

But the one thing I do know, is how much I'll miss everyone, and how much I will want to keep in contact with them. These past 5 years have been amazing, and unlike primary school where some memories are distant, many

of us can still remember back to our first day of year 8, and the daunting experience that stood before us titled "high school"

I find it quite hard to believe, that we're nearing the end of Year 12..

-flashback to Year 8-

You wait patiently in the canteen line, surrounded by a swarm of green khaki and light blue. You're minding your own business, only to be roughly pushed a side by "older kids" in a blue jumper, who are quite literally double your own height...

It's quite odd, seeing how we're the ones now wearing the blue jumpers... but hey, it does have its perks, i.e. "moving through" the canteen lines

I'll finish up the post here for 2 reasons:

1) So I still have mental material for writing a post in the next month (after WACE exams)

2) Keynesian models are continuing to be the bane of my existence (I really don't care about consumption functions...)

I've even begun to write a list of things I plan to do post-WACE

(updating this blog is definitely one of them)

best of luck to everyone with their exams!

寂寞

i think that right now that i may not be the only one who has the guilty pleasure of typing in "foundmylamington.blogspot.com" in the hope that someone has written something to satisfy a procrastinating nature/bored whim every once in a while. and mostly, THEY HAVEN'T. so i've proactively taken it upon myself to write something in this lonely and abandoned space, at the same time, wishing that it will someday be revived and that i might get my lit/writing thunder back like last year when other contributors wrote on this blog all da tymm.

hum hum hum what to write about? the omnipresent question.

at this monumentally important point in our year 12 lives, what are we all doing? studying? procrastinating? watching "community"? losing weight? (lel das me) some of us may be working to their carefully planned goals to become a doctor or a lawyer or an engineer or some other asian parent sanctioned profession and some of us may just know their calling in life. it never ceases to amaze me as to how wonderful people are and how bright everyone's future can be when endowed with an awesome mindset and dogged determination.

i thought i'd just share some of my ideas about my cloudy and vague future (probably as an alcoholic living in a cardboard box on the streets of northbridge)

- history degree: yer i know - "wot da shit are you going to do with a history degree? become a historian LoL?" there's just something so magical about history. by looking back on the gory events of the past and seeing how they correlate in the patterns of present there's just so many things to be learnt. whether it be examining the amorous escapades of cleopatra or recoiling from pictures of brezhnev's man boobs, there's something that can help us to learn who we are; how life works; how to ultimately become better people.

-medicine: seeing as my umat score sheet is pretty much a virtual certificate for being a dumbass, i've got a lot to work to do before sitting that gamsat. but i'll do it nonetheless.

- law perhaps: i'm not sure if i'm hotheaded enough though!

-also i applied for something special but i probably won't get in so i won't mention it.

***haven't told asian parents about any of this yet - alas***

okay. now that all that is in the open :)

graduation is coming up soon and leavers and all this amazing fantastic stuff but we always seem to be so steeped in drama no matter what. maybe it's inevitable and maybe it's not. i don't care. i just hope that everyone knows that happiness IS a choice in this pressure cooker environment boiling friends and intelligence alike.

and i know it's folly to expect that we'll ALL be friends in the future but i'll try my best. knowing my current record i know that i'll be the one wishing that we kept in touch while everyone has moved on and forgotten me when they're living their own glamorous lives~

accuse me of harping pretentious new age shit, but it comes from the bottom of my heart that i love love love everyone right now - no matter who they are or how they've been acting or how agro they've been - probably because i feel really hyper atm- but anyway, ultimately, everyone wants to be understood and loved and is trying the best to make their world the best it can be for themselves and other people - even if they make mistakes in that process.

kekeke this post has not made a lot of sense at all.

GOOD LUCK FOR EVERYTHING.

and big funbun sized amounts of love.

"you can never know if someone forgives you when you wrong them. therefore it is existentially important to you. it is a question that you are intensely concerned with. neither can you know when a person loves you. it's something you have to believe or hope. but these things are more important to you than the fact that the sum of the angles in a triangle is one hundred and eighty degrees. you don't think about the law of cause or effect or about modes of perception when you are in the middle of your first kiss."

do you think we'll all still keep in touch after graduation?

or will you just end up being another facebook friend that i write "happy birthday" to every year

also this blog is so dead rn LOL

-smash, hits net- "faaaaaaaarrrr-"

TOURNAMENT TOMORROW -include happy face x 100000 ( <-- 3 s.f. LOL jks)
doubles and singless wooo ahaha, sounds like it'll be good fun, pity only 2 schools i think?
(maccas run, fyeah)

city to surf volunteer work on sunday.
orange/white striped shirt, woo.

..anything else?
nah, maybe for a later time...

-CPR-

so,

the blog's been dead for a while
(well, maybe more than a while)

i just wasted spent about 2 hours trying to find a suitable template
lo, i searched high and low,
near and far,
just to get a template to work..

but nah, i guess the coding preferred to fuc- mess around with meeeee.

but hey, it's changed, it's different! (and the damn template layout still has various-free-advertisments-embedded-in-the-encoding- -sigh)
zhe me ban ahh?

Confessions.

What do you do when your outfit's boring? You add a scarf.

What do you do when your bolognese is bland? You add some salt.
What do you do when sex is really bad? You add a little something-something called a vibrator ...or as a friend once told me "the early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"(~whatthefuckk 0_0 someone tell me what this means please?~ )

Sooo, I don't know exactly where I'm going with this but basically....this blog is currently the epitome of DEAD, BLAND and BORING.... it majorly needs some salt, scarves, vibrators and cheese :)

oh, and maybe a new post? ;)

I know, I know, I'm sooooo late on this (and I'm sorry I've been gone so long) but here it is, DAY10 of the 10dayblogging challenge! Hahaha, this challenge sooooooo ANCIENT, I'm pretty sure Jesus read about it in the 3rd grade.

Hmmmm, confessions confessions. Gosh, the reason why I've been putting this off for so long is because shit always goes down everytime someone confesses something!
Example 1: "I farted" ..... and everyone runs away from you.
Example 2: "I did the cosmo-StairwaySizzler with your boyfriend"..... and you get hit in the face by your bestfriend with a fire extinguisher.
Example 3: "I did eat the last cookie".... and you little brother farts in your face in anger.
Now, I'm not saying that these are personal experiences *shifty eyes* 0_0 but, you get my drift right? Confessions never end well... for me ... for everyone.

Buuuuuuutttttt for the purpose of this dying blog AND because I love you all so much, I will confess one thing and one thing only.

...Good girls are bad girls that just never get caught...

0_0

JUSTTTTTT KIDDING :) I had you there didn't I? Don't worry, I'm a good girl through and through :) *winkwink*

"I've never said Iloveyou to someone I've genuinely romantically loved before

...because I tend to make wrong decisions...

...and in the end, I have no choice but to let them go...

... otherwise they'll fall...

...as I attempt to climb the world for purely selfish reasons"

hmmm, pretty deep huh?

I don't want to end this post with such dark atmosphere soooooo just remember: crowded elevators smell different to midgets! tehehe (thumbs up if you get it! ARE YOU'RE THUMBS UP?)

Until next time -probably until the end of exams- expect no posts from me :)

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♥To my beloved stalker J-gus.... Happy now? Shoutout to you ;)

♥To Stingy, stay stafe and don't let the opponent break your bones please.

♥To my bestfriend, I wish you all the luck for Wednesday... but I need that luck more than you so no POWER HUG for you missy.