fellow procrastinators:

since you're most likely hiding away from more wace exams, you might as well watch this!
do it.

stalk

it seems, despite my increasing yet ever-futile attempts to control my internet stalker instincts, i end up doing it anyway. even in the heat of WACE, i still feel an uncontrollable inclination to stalk. whether it be k-pop stars (congrats on getting tickets to see SNSD by the way sean) or john green or freakin dmitri medvedev - god bless his russian soul. i'm hooked on seeing if horoscope profiles match my friends' personality and sometimes, they uncannily do. i often look at myself in the mirror telling myself "you can do it! you can get through this hellish period in your life without breaking down and acquiring some sort of psychosis" but then i feel sick just by looking at my face and sleep for a while.

WHERE IS MY CONCENTRATION.

o gods of wace, why have ye forsaken me so ;__;

will hopefully find the inspiration to write a less boring post in the next few days.

<3

“Reading with an eye toward metaphor allows us to become the person we’re reading about while reading about them. That’s why there are symbols in books and why your English teacher deserves your attention. Ultimately, it doesn’t matter if the author intended a symbol to be there because the job of reading is not to understand the author’s intent. The job of reading is to use stories as a way into seeing other people as we see ourselves, and when we do that, we can look out at the world and see a giant, endless set of beautiful variations of pizzas.”

John Green

i'll be back

just finished my harrowing set of orals asjdhgksdjghskdghslkdg so hazukashii.

"do you want to get married?"

"i don't know"

"do you want to continue japanese?"

"i don't know'

"uhm.. today i'm going to talk about how i'm going to turn into an independent adult.." ffffffffffuk

FMLLLLLLLLLLLL AIYAHHHHHHHHHHH no amount of words can express my regret and sadness.

it hasn't hit me that i'm leaving high school. the last day was too hot and i felt too sick to have the full truth bang it over my head that i'm going to have to say goodbye to so many fantastic people. but i'm chill - the people i'm meant to be with will be with me ~ good consolation yoO0o0

exam stress is making me super depressed and i just feel like typing in a weird retarded way. back to 9 hour study regime tomorrow~ gotta study hard y0 niggazzzzzzz.

ironic how the elaborate successful futures i fabricate in oral exams will never come alive.

gerascophobia.

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, 
we take a little of each other everywhere."

i've been looking through old things recently (more procrasticleaning).

old cards, old letters, old photos, old blog posts, old chat logs, old text messages, old songs, old memories, old promises, old feelings. probably because friday was the last day of high school and the feeling of holy-shit-it's-over has completely washed over me. it felt extremely final, saying farewell to five incredible years and so many amazing people.

i already miss my disgusting locker and the lunch spot on the oval and playing bubble trouble during photography and $1 hash browns and cruiser pies and my hilaro teachers and intense debates in politics & law and playing big two during maths and watching cold war videos and drinking milo during lit and class in jokes and playing bench ball and going bowling as 'recreation' and using the privilege pass and thinking of excuses and sleeping on the refectory couches and the speed of the library printer and rare lunch time picnics and assemblies in the auditorium and walking past the embarrassing centenary photograph and not studying during study periods. i miss all of this and more.

i'm only realising now that i'm not ready to say goodbye.

Didaskaleinophobia.

Didaskaleinophobia - the fear of going to school

thought I'd write a somewhat more lighthearted post, considering how people are wanting to break down, crawl into a corner and imagine storm clouds hanging above them (or maybe that's just me)


anyways, here are some subject pick up lines I thought were good, and found whilst procrastinating
(disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for any injuries or deaths occurring from the recitation of these jokes in public, or private for that matter.)


Chemistry
"You are so attractive, I cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you"
"Will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?"
"I'm more attracted to you than F is to an electron"
"Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction than potassium and water"
"If only you and I could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high"
"If I could form any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together"
"I'm a conjugate acid, you are a conjugate base. Let's hook up and create conjugate pairs"
"Do you wanna join functional groups with me, and let me release a water molecule?"
"What does it take to get over your activation barrier?"
"My favourite attractive forces is van de Waals forces. Can you feel it? I will sit closer if you can't"
"I'm a chemistry student, I do it on the table periodically"
"If you let me work hard enough, I can give you a dipole moment"
"Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end point"




Physics
"What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?"
"I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed"
"Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm"
"What's your resonant frequency?"
"Top quark or bottom quark?"
"You're more special than relativity"
"Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe"
"Let's exchange fermions!" (..shouldnt it be gluons..?)
"You and Me = Grand Unification"
"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long" (reminds me of the Big Bang Theory Episode)
"The input voltage of my amplifier will take your frequency to new heights"
"I know all about superpositioning"
"How about if I lepton you later?"
"The direction fields of my heart all point to you"
"Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero"
"You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge...Wanna flux?"
"It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply it"
"You're an electromagnetic wave, and I'm an electron. Together, you excite me to another level" [Aaron]


Maths
"I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves"
"I wish I was your integral, so I could be the area under your curves"
"Hey, what's your sine?"
"Hey , baby want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?"
"...nice asymptote"
"I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain"
"You are the solution to my system of linear equations"
"I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity"
"If I were a function, you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you"
"Honey, you're sweeter than pi"
"My love for you is like an asymptotic function, it has no limit"
"When I try to calculate my love for you, the calculator reads 'Error - Unreal number'"
"In Euclidean geometry, two parallel lines never touch... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry"
"Let's make love like pi; irrational and never ending"
"We've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate"
"You must be absolute, because every time you're around me, I feel positive"
"I'll be the naked singularity. You be the black hole"



Economics
"Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down"
"What do you say I eliminate some dead weight loss and add to your consumer surplus?"
"You won't find any elasticity with my demand, cause there are no substitutes"
"It's ok... I'm a price taker"
"I'm a pure public good, you can free-ride on me any time you want"
"We're like monopolistic competition... all we care about is the short run"
"Our society is underproducing... but I'm sure if we hooked up we'd achieve an efficient allocation of resources"
"My fiscal policy is all about contributing to your private sector"
"Your industry shows promise... time for my  firm to break the barrier of entry"
"Did you know, my private sector is now open for business"
"If you wanna stop the downturn, stimulate my package for growth, and then invest in my private sector"
"Because you are such a positive externality, we may need to implement immediate stimulus measures"
"Every time I see you, you remind me of high inflationary pressures... my interest rates keep increasing at every meeting"
"I can tell you're in a boom, my interest rates keep on rising"
"When it comes to you, my demand curve slopes upwards"
"Do you have a job? Because I thought we could enjoy some frictional unemployment together"
"Are you a Keynesian? Cause you sure make my monetary policy inflate"
"You've got the loveliest supply curves I've ever seen"
"If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism"
"Just to let you know, I'm about to nationalize you, so your assets won't be private for much longer"
"You must be operating at full allocative efficiency, because you know just where to put your goods and services"
"There are no diminishing returns with you"
"I love you, ceteris paribus"
"Don't worry baby, I'm implementing entry barriers to prevent infant industries entering the market"


Religion
"Now I know why Soloman had 700 wives, because he never met you"
"You float my ark"
"My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits"
"I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you, I've converted to divine revelation"
"How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"
"Unfortunately, I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for two people"
"I'm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy, and you're a Proverbs 31 kind of woman..."
"I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder"
"You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo"
"Do you need prayer? Cause I'm certainly willing to lay my hands on you"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
"Do you think 'ask, and it shall be given to you' is to be taken literally?"
"I practice the mission of "love one another" to the fullest extent"
"How do feel about the passage that says, 'it is more blessed to give than to receive'?"
"I didn't know angels flew this low"
"If Eve was tempted by an apple, then you must be my fruit"
"The Word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner tonight?"




so manyyy. but they were worth the time finding ahaha.

Imagine this!

Ready for your exams?

WACE exams are a competition.You can't just be the blooming flower, you have to be the weed killer that kills all of the flowers and takes a prime position in the shed.

WACE is about intimidation. The only way you can put yourself at an advantage is to disadvantage others. 

Preparation
First, all WACE veterans (including the State Constitutional Handbook of the Curriculum Council of Western Australia Act 2011) like to encourage people to be prepared stationery-wise, so that you can win in style. Most amateurs like to bring standardized Kilometricos, correction tapes, erasers and rulers with kangaroos on them.


What are you, 5 YEARS OLD?

That ain't preparation! That ain't intimidation! That shit is wack!

The only reason people bring stationery into an exam room is to distract others. The only person you'll distract is yourself, as you blame yourself for your stupidity in bringing generic equipment that NOBODY LIKES.

Get rid of that home brand blue pen. Get yourself a real man's pen, a QUILL. Your pen is proportional to your "size". You can't pick up the female supervisors (or male if you swing that way) with a tiny biro. Also don't forget to bring as many glow pens as you can. Lights can cause haptic seizures as well as disorientation to minors. And disorientation is just what you need.

 
Rulers? Nobody ever said there was a length regulation. I tend to use a 1 metre ruler as that is also "proportional". Now you can walk into that exam room feeling less like Peter Parker and more like SPIDERMAN.

Sexy.

Most people also know that you can bring up to 3 calculators into Mathematics exams. What they don't realize is that there is no rule stating the size of your calculator. That's just another chance to intimidate the opposition. Go to Crazy Clark's, pick up some Giant Calculators for $4.95 a piece. Even though you aren't actually using those massive rectangles of plastic, people will be quaking in their school shoes as you delicately unveil your secret weapons.

Finally, plastic sheets show that you are in the bottom rungs of society and this will most likely make you laughed at.  You need some real plastic casing? Nothing says "examination warlord", or "elitist member of society", like a PLASTIC CRATE ON WHEELS with stationery that glows and a metre ruler enclosed in it. Don't you just feel like Tony Abbott, scrutinizing everyone elses stationery.

Don't forget to bring your 1.5 litres of water too! You ain't a student, you're a CAMEL.

Your package is complete. Now you're in the exam room, you have to use your equipment and your skills to the greatest knowledge.


In the room

Tissues are a grey area of exams. Nobody says anything concerning the amount you can have, or whether you're allowed to bring them in. To save the trouble, the CC puts tissueboxes at the front of the room.

Here's your chance.

Once you've set down your various tools, head to the front and pull out every single tissue in the box. It may take a while but the awkwardness of the situation means that the supervisors won't stop you. They'll just think you're crazy. Which is good.


Now NO ONE CAN USE TISSUES. Congratulations, you have significantly weakened anyone in the room with a cold.

The silence of examination rooms is usually unbearable. Silence means people are getting work done! RID THE SILENCE. Defy the laws of the Curriculum Council constitution! One of the rules in the handbook states that "alarms on watches must be switched off".


They can't FORCE you. This is a free society!


Walk into the examination with SIX WATCHES, three in each arm. Set each alarm to ring at half-hour marks in the 3-hour period. Make sure you wear long sleeves so that people can't see where the noise is coming from. Now everyone is going to be interrupted every half hour, which effectively shortens their examination working time by FIFTEEN MINUTES.


Perfect for you!

That 1.5L vessel of liquid sitting next to you can be put to great use, but only if you have a strong bladder. Drink every 10 minutes and finish with an "aaaaah" louder than a Solo commercial. Spit discreetly in the face of the individuals to your flanks, so that they turn around and mouth "f____ off", wasting their valuable examination time.

ALWAYS leave early. That way you can look at everyone's progress and, with your back turned to supervisors, laugh in their faces and "accidentally" knock over people's desks. Thinking about the rate of change on a cylinder?

NOT ANYMORE.

So now you've left the examination room, you are free to terrorize them from the outside.

Out of the room
The supervisors always tell you not to stand near the examination room when you finish. But what if you happen to own a noise making contraption that can echo its sound across the whole of the examination area?


BLOW THAT NOISE MAKING CONTRAPTION THAT CAN ECHO ITS SOUND ACROSS THE WHOLE OF THE EXAMINATION LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BLOWN BEFORE. Chances are, you won't need to be in the exam room radius to be able to transmit that sound forward. You will bask in your light of victory as those struggling students in the examination room hear a noise that resembles an elephant on a motorcycle. 


And that's enough to make ANYONE crack.


So now that you've earned yourself the title of "Biggest Faggot Ever", congratulate yourself, and watch as your Australian Tertiary Admission Rank gets scaled up higher than your ego.

**

infinite thanks to jamie for finding the sexy layout :3

Mise-en-scène

Mise-en-scène (French pronunciation: [mizɑ̃sɛn] "placing on stage") is an expression used to describe the design aspects of a theatre or film production, which essentially means "visual theme" or "telling a story"—both in visually artful waysthrough storyboarding, cinematography and stage design, and in poetically artful ways through direction.

 Wikipedia

Ever stumble across something, a site, a message, a book, that's made you completely reconsider your view of something? (hell, this is beginning to sound like a self-depreciating post, but oh well)

Two things come to mind I guess-

nah, screw this.

I'll save it for another time.

everybody should watch this

>:D

AHMYGAHHHHHHD sean i really love the new layout. it's great. i love love love it. words cannot express my infinite love for this new layout. you have good taste. in layouts. and also girls. (PS: it was really lovely seeing you today! my mum says she saw you at the bus stop on the way home - hahahah no she aint your stalker. also we should hang out more. just putting it out there.)

anyway i had a really wonderful day today wit da gurlz. i learnt a lot about makeup thanks to the beautiful india, row yi and i had a good op shopping experience and nancy looked beautiful and mature - yer just thought i'd put it out there too.

today i think we were contemplating the friendships that would last after high school. although we'd ideally like to be friends forever at this point in time, there's inevitably going to be some drifting going on in the near future. but it's not so bad. it just makes me all the more motivated to enjoy the time we have left (oh shit i'm sounding like a sombre funeral service) together and to make our memories of high school more beautiful. i'm told that nobody misses high school though. ahehehe. it's probably true.

it's.......... anonymous shoutout time! woo000oh. always makes things more interesting ;)

- chillax! <3 <3 <3 no need to $tre$$. also sorry for being so awkies all the time. i can't help it. sometimes i just have awkies days y'know? also i hope you and that other person realise that you're blocking each other out. maybe it's just this: we often act angry/distant in the hope that the people we love can understand what we're going through.

- you duh $oooooo0o popular and lovable and can fit into any mould. but these traits make me worried about the future of our friendship.

- <3~

- you are perpetually running my mind in circles. it's ironic that you're able to make me feel mad and sad and sometimes happy when you're so fucking 绝情

good luck with exams errbody!!!!!!!!!

PS: soz for taking out my hyperness on this blog :3

WOT DA SHIT - JAY CHOU IS DATING AN 18 YEAR OLD (ALBEIT HOT) GIRL!??!?! FOURTEEN YEARS HIS JUNIOR?! WHO RATHER FANATICALLY WANTS TO HAVE HIS BABIES?!

*world crashes down*

he brings a new level to the phrase "juvie hunter". won't be able to listen to his music without being grossed out.

AIYAAAAAH

simultaneity.

In an attempt to join the other two contributors in resuscitating this blog, I guess I too wanna add something in.
(that did not make any sense...)

You know you've been neglecting the site for far too long.. when it takes you a good 10 minutes to try and remember what was your login name for the blog was...

sadly enough, it took me 15 minutes -sigh-

Even though economics is attempting to appear seductive on my table, beckoning me to go do it.. I'm sure I'm not the only one wishing we didn't have the week long break  between the two weeks of our mocks...

Naturally, I don't possess the writing finesse that allows me to churn out a beautifully scripted and thought-provoking post, akin to the type ricepicker-san writes, yet, hey, I'll try my best..
(LOL JKS I WANNA CURL UP IN A CORNER AND SLEEP)

Graduation.

The one word on everyone's mind that will happen within the following month. To me, it still hasn't properly dawned what it really means...

Does it mean the end of our time in high school?
Will we lose contact with friends we told ourselves we would always keep in contact with?

The end of routine, and the start of us being recognized as an adult?..

eh, i'm not too sure. It's open to interpretation (much like our English exam text on indifference -rage-)

But the one thing I do know, is how much I'll miss everyone, and how much I will want to keep in contact with them. These past 5 years have been amazing, and unlike primary school where some memories are distant, many

of us can still remember back to our first day of year 8, and the daunting experience that stood before us titled "high school"

I find it quite hard to believe, that we're nearing the end of Year 12..

-flashback to Year 8-

You wait patiently in the canteen line, surrounded by a swarm of green khaki and light blue. You're minding your own business, only to be roughly pushed a side by "older kids" in a blue jumper, who are quite literally double your own height...

It's quite odd, seeing how we're the ones now wearing the blue jumpers... but hey, it does have its perks, i.e. "moving through" the canteen lines

I'll finish up the post here for 2 reasons:

1) So I still have mental material for writing a post in the next month (after WACE exams)

2) Keynesian models are continuing to be the bane of my existence (I really don't care about consumption functions...)

I've even begun to write a list of things I plan to do post-WACE

(updating this blog is definitely one of them)

best of luck to everyone with their exams!

寂寞

i think that right now that i may not be the only one who has the guilty pleasure of typing in "foundmylamington.blogspot.com" in the hope that someone has written something to satisfy a procrastinating nature/bored whim every once in a while. and mostly, THEY HAVEN'T. so i've proactively taken it upon myself to write something in this lonely and abandoned space, at the same time, wishing that it will someday be revived and that i might get my lit/writing thunder back like last year when other contributors wrote on this blog all da tymm.

hum hum hum what to write about? the omnipresent question.

at this monumentally important point in our year 12 lives, what are we all doing? studying? procrastinating? watching "community"? losing weight? (lel das me) some of us may be working to their carefully planned goals to become a doctor or a lawyer or an engineer or some other asian parent sanctioned profession and some of us may just know their calling in life. it never ceases to amaze me as to how wonderful people are and how bright everyone's future can be when endowed with an awesome mindset and dogged determination.

i thought i'd just share some of my ideas about my cloudy and vague future (probably as an alcoholic living in a cardboard box on the streets of northbridge)

- history degree: yer i know - "wot da shit are you going to do with a history degree? become a historian LoL?" there's just something so magical about history. by looking back on the gory events of the past and seeing how they correlate in the patterns of present there's just so many things to be learnt. whether it be examining the amorous escapades of cleopatra or recoiling from pictures of brezhnev's man boobs, there's something that can help us to learn who we are; how life works; how to ultimately become better people.

-medicine: seeing as my umat score sheet is pretty much a virtual certificate for being a dumbass, i've got a lot to work to do before sitting that gamsat. but i'll do it nonetheless.

- law perhaps: i'm not sure if i'm hotheaded enough though!

-also i applied for something special but i probably won't get in so i won't mention it.

***haven't told asian parents about any of this yet - alas***

okay. now that all that is in the open :)

graduation is coming up soon and leavers and all this amazing fantastic stuff but we always seem to be so steeped in drama no matter what. maybe it's inevitable and maybe it's not. i don't care. i just hope that everyone knows that happiness IS a choice in this pressure cooker environment boiling friends and intelligence alike.

and i know it's folly to expect that we'll ALL be friends in the future but i'll try my best. knowing my current record i know that i'll be the one wishing that we kept in touch while everyone has moved on and forgotten me when they're living their own glamorous lives~

accuse me of harping pretentious new age shit, but it comes from the bottom of my heart that i love love love everyone right now - no matter who they are or how they've been acting or how agro they've been - probably because i feel really hyper atm- but anyway, ultimately, everyone wants to be understood and loved and is trying the best to make their world the best it can be for themselves and other people - even if they make mistakes in that process.

kekeke this post has not made a lot of sense at all.

GOOD LUCK FOR EVERYTHING.

and big funbun sized amounts of love.

"you can never know if someone forgives you when you wrong them. therefore it is existentially important to you. it is a question that you are intensely concerned with. neither can you know when a person loves you. it's something you have to believe or hope. but these things are more important to you than the fact that the sum of the angles in a triangle is one hundred and eighty degrees. you don't think about the law of cause or effect or about modes of perception when you are in the middle of your first kiss."

do you think we'll all still keep in touch after graduation?

or will you just end up being another facebook friend that i write "happy birthday" to every year

also this blog is so dead rn LOL

-smash, hits net- "faaaaaaaarrrr-"

TOURNAMENT TOMORROW -include happy face x 100000 ( <-- 3 s.f. LOL jks)
doubles and singless wooo ahaha, sounds like it'll be good fun, pity only 2 schools i think?
(maccas run, fyeah)

city to surf volunteer work on sunday.
orange/white striped shirt, woo.

..anything else?
nah, maybe for a later time...

-CPR-

so,

the blog's been dead for a while
(well, maybe more than a while)

i just wasted spent about 2 hours trying to find a suitable template
lo, i searched high and low,
near and far,
just to get a template to work..

but nah, i guess the coding preferred to fuc- mess around with meeeee.

but hey, it's changed, it's different! (and the damn template layout still has various-free-advertisments-embedded-in-the-encoding- -sigh)
zhe me ban ahh?

Confessions.

What do you do when your outfit's boring? You add a scarf.

What do you do when your bolognese is bland? You add some salt.
What do you do when sex is really bad? You add a little something-something called a vibrator ...or as a friend once told me "the early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"(~whatthefuckk 0_0 someone tell me what this means please?~ )

Sooo, I don't know exactly where I'm going with this but basically....this blog is currently the epitome of DEAD, BLAND and BORING.... it majorly needs some salt, scarves, vibrators and cheese :)

oh, and maybe a new post? ;)

I know, I know, I'm sooooo late on this (and I'm sorry I've been gone so long) but here it is, DAY10 of the 10dayblogging challenge! Hahaha, this challenge sooooooo ANCIENT, I'm pretty sure Jesus read about it in the 3rd grade.

Hmmmm, confessions confessions. Gosh, the reason why I've been putting this off for so long is because shit always goes down everytime someone confesses something!
Example 1: "I farted" ..... and everyone runs away from you.
Example 2: "I did the cosmo-StairwaySizzler with your boyfriend"..... and you get hit in the face by your bestfriend with a fire extinguisher.
Example 3: "I did eat the last cookie".... and you little brother farts in your face in anger.
Now, I'm not saying that these are personal experiences *shifty eyes* 0_0 but, you get my drift right? Confessions never end well... for me ... for everyone.

Buuuuuuutttttt for the purpose of this dying blog AND because I love you all so much, I will confess one thing and one thing only.

...Good girls are bad girls that just never get caught...

0_0

JUSTTTTTT KIDDING :) I had you there didn't I? Don't worry, I'm a good girl through and through :) *winkwink*

"I've never said Iloveyou to someone I've genuinely romantically loved before

...because I tend to make wrong decisions...

...and in the end, I have no choice but to let them go...

... otherwise they'll fall...

...as I attempt to climb the world for purely selfish reasons"

hmmm, pretty deep huh?

I don't want to end this post with such dark atmosphere soooooo just remember: crowded elevators smell different to midgets! tehehe (thumbs up if you get it! ARE YOU'RE THUMBS UP?)

Until next time -probably until the end of exams- expect no posts from me :)

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

♥To my beloved stalker J-gus.... Happy now? Shoutout to you ;)

♥To Stingy, stay stafe and don't let the opponent break your bones please.

♥To my bestfriend, I wish you all the luck for Wednesday... but I need that luck more than you so no POWER HUG for you missy.

Day 17 - An art piece

^how i feel atm ahaha

Day 16 - A song that makes you cry

Boyfriend, by Boyfriend

for all the wrong reasons...

shout out: i hate you for ever linking  me this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd5GGvWWnzU

(blogger doesnt seem to want to let me insert photos and videos -sigh-)

Day 15 - A Fanfic

- g-o-o-g-l-e-.-c-o-m-
-define: fanfic-

fan·fic

noun /ˈfanˌfik/ fanfics, plural Another term for fan fiction                               <--- (oh really? derp) Web definitions Fan fiction (alternately referred to as fanfiction, fanfic, FF, or fic) is a broadly-defined term for fan labor regarding stories about characters or settings written by fans of the original work, rather than by the original creator. ... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanfic ..oh dear, i dont think i read any LOL.. umm..yeah none at all, i will get back to this if i ever doooo. sorryy.

Day 14 - A non-fictional book

the bible lol jks.

Exploring CHEMISTRY Stage 3

just cause' i have it nearby...

Day 13 - A Fictional Book

The Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini

reading for english nowww, quite a good book...so far.

Day 12 - whatever tickles my fancy

uhh..

-goes blank-

i like m&m's?
(eating some write right now. what a lazy asss)

Day 11 - A photo of you recently

..i look in pain, but oh well, it placates row-yi ahaha

(damn photo upload isnt working..oh well, here's the link..)
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/259846_10150223776897384_728012383_7111823_5884983_n.jpg

p recent

 

me and ma biffle

Day 10 - A photo of you taken over ten years ago

year 1 at Yidarra ahaha.
i remember coming in on my birthday to give chocolate out ahaha.

Day 09 - A photo you took

-drool-

chilhood photo

looking dazed with my mama :3

a photo i took.

on photography camp, sugarloaf rock

Day 08 - A photo that makes you sad

chemistry.
'nuff said.

a photo that makes me sad

ghghghgh this movie + old people in general ;_;

Day 07 - A photo that makes you happy

no complete group photo of the guys recently, but this is close enough i guess!
(sorry chris)

Day 06 - Whatever tickles your fancy

hmmm...
-searches documents-

man i love that gif.
(stupid new msn wont render it properly)

Day 05 - Your Favourite Quote(s)

so many quotesss! but here are a feww.
(all of these compiled over the years)

Quotes


*science, annoyed at Calvin*
Chloe: do you want me to hit you? (waves book)
Calvin: yeah come on, spank me


Aaron: Calvin, stop feeling me.


Kristelle: Hitler was Japanese
Sean + Aaron: What?!
Kristelle: yeah wasnt he japanese?
Aaron: no...
Kristelle: fine he was fighting the japanese
Sean: LOLOLOL


*walking*
Sean: its hard to see you in a crowd because of your height sometimes
Sandra: Take that back, one day karma will return that to you
*Sean walks into a pole *
Sandra: HA! TAKE THAT


Amelia: Sean, would you die for a kiss from Chloe?
Chloe: of course he would
Sean: I'd die from it...
Amelia: HAHAHA, poor Chloe


*Monopoly in class*
Mr Ramsey: how's your game going?
Adam: good
*Ramsey walks away*
*Arthur lands on "go to jail"*
Arthur: Aww f*ck this
Ramsey: Arthur, come here.

Adam: do you have any mints?
Sean: no, -shakes pants- 

-eating cheesie-
Wilson L: this cheesy tastes funny, im going to ask for a new one


Wilson L: they charged me 10c for a spoon
Jon: thats what you get for forgetting your chopsticks
*10 mins later, Wilson back with ice tea*
Jon: What are you doing?!?!, that would've been 25 spoons


Chloe: what's a garage sale? is it where people sell garage space?


*after 5 hour monopoly*
Chris: oh Aaron, oh, who's the winner now?


Gerard: shuddup noob, buddha palm you boy.


*people worried over test*
Sean: who cares about Lit, its only Wilkes
*Bryan moves aside, teacher standing behind him*
Wilkes: Sean, what did you say?
Sean: uh oh...


*to Tim*
Chris: hey, no balls


Sean: Tim, stop flirting with little kids


-Nat sees Chris-
Nat: BABYFACEEE~ -pinches Chris' cheeks-


Calvin: I wanna go spank him.


Sean, Wilson + Chris at garden city
Sean: Bryans bday, we're getting him, those stripping dice
Wilson: the mankini
Chris: the $28.90 playboy DVD


-Maths class-
Chris: Kristelle, open the door
-Kristelle leans over table to open door-
Sean + Chris: DONT FLASH GODDAMIT


Sandra: Do you want me to tell you?
Josh: No not really.
Sandra: Fine, i'll tell you anyway


Justin: Can I "mow" your lawn for community service?
Kristelle: I think so, you'll have to ask my dad first though.


Natasha: Dui mian de xiao hai, lai lai lai, wo you tang ^^


guest speaker: now we have various msn names
-bighulkguy@hotmail.com-
Chris: JOSHH, TOO HUGE.


Josh: "...nah i dont think i can do it"
Sean: -to Aaron- "yeah cause he's too huge"
Josh: i heard that
Sean: oh shit -runs-
-2.3 seconds later, tackled to ground-


Mrs Needham: You can't be totally random unless you don't think at all.


Sean: Ni de nu peng you zai na li?
Nat: She me?!? nu peng you?!?!
Sean: OH SHIT, NAN PENG YOU, NAN PENG YOU.


Sandra: How do you spell Sean, Nat? I-D-I-O-T


Sandra: Holy shift, look at that mother function on the asymptote.


-smoky day-
Chloe: It's smoky coz my ass is so hot.


-blue copper precipitate-
Josh: that's the colour of the car i want
Sean: wouldnt you want a red or orange one?


-walk outside to wait for friends at night-
-begins drizzling-
-Sean and Bryan walk under tree-
Bryan: Well this is romantic.
-rains heavily
Sean: oh shit.


Kristelle: Physics is a bitch...chemistry is her ugly sister.


Ms Chong: Sean, can you explain why there's a connect the dots file on your USB?
Sean: ...uhh
Nat: HAHAHHAA, is it...?
Sean: -nods head-
Nat: its for...?
Sean: yeah shuddup, forgot it was on there.
Nat: -continues laughing for 2 mins-

 -walks into chemistry, josh with a bandage on his nose, me in crutches-Ms Chong: what were you two doing on the weekend?!

-silver brief case-
Adam T: DIU OR NO DIU


Aaron: why are gamma rays difficult to detect with a geiger counter?
Justin: BECAUSE GAMMA RAYS ARE LIKE HULK, very penetrable, so is our little brother between our legs. 


Chris: I changed my mind.
Sean: about what?
Chris: -sends link-, that's hot.
Sean: AHAHAHAH. told you so.


Chris: Its like a crappy restraunt that closes down.
Sean: Haha, why cant you use those similes in your english essays?
Chris: Fine, i Will...Seans undying love of animals is as similar as Bryans fondness to redtube


Adam T: No such thing as a free lunch...unless Wilson decides to come and pay.


Chris: You're as hot as a hydrogen bomb.


Bryan: Have you ever had sex with an elephant?
Victim: No, i haven't...
Bryan: Theres a first for everything ;), -knees poor guys ass-


-during karaoke-
Wilson: Graham, the chorus for Gee is coming up.
Graham: ok, -takes microphone-
-song plays-
Graham: GE-
-speakers blow out-


Sean: ...schools such as Kolbe...
Adam: isn't that a brand of like asian biscuits?
Sean: ...what? LOL
Adam: oh wait thats calbee, i was close.


Nat: Jung Yonghwa <3
Sean: We'll make Nick look like him then.
Nat: NO, DON'T WANT HIM TO GET FAN GIRLS.


aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
*who re you inviting to your birthday
aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
*was about to type whore
aaron 8-| says (10:22 PM):
*but then i realised that thats an actual word with certain meanings


Ramsey: Adam, give me an example of unemployment.
Adam: uhh, new immigrants?
Ramsey: yes, say for example you're a phillipino immigrant...
Adam: oi.


Daniel: November is pretty much the "shit happens" month.
Sean: Why?
Daniel: It's just before the holidays.


Sean: older than me huhh? on which planet?
Nat: uh uh, the maturity one :D
Sean: ...touche.

-arrives late to tuition-

Chris: why were you late?
Sean: overslept.
Chris: yeah, and now you have sex hair.


Nancy: Baby, i love you will you please give me a smile?
Sean: I love you too...shit, i mean.


Wilson: Baby, i dont love you.


Row-yi: Aileen, feed Graham the fish balls...sexually/sensually (same thing la)


-to Wilson-
Daniel: baby i love you will you please give me a smile (hip thrusts to the face)


-to Wilson-
Justin: baby i love you, will you please give me a smile?
(begins to unbotton shirt))
Chris: Justin, sean's dad is there and is reversing the car.
Justin: OH SHIT OH SHIT -bows to dad apologising-


Nancy: Aaron, sing shaun the sheep for sean.
-awkward silence-


Aileen: ...the deal was that if i got them lost, i would have to ask Kenny out.


Natasha: Who here has the palest skin?
- Sean and Sandra rolls sleeves up-
Natasha: OMG! lets use Sean.
- tries makeup on Sean-


Natasha: I'm in the mac section in Myer
- Sean and Sandra go to apple mac section-
Sean: Where are you?
Natasha: The mac MAKEUP section.
Sean: if you tell a guy mac, he'll assume computer, not makeup.


Natasha: Yeah he went to the wrong mac.
Nick: Mac as in makeup?
Sean: ...how do you know this?...


aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
*sick again?
aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
*godamn it
aaron 8-| says (9:02 PM):
*come to school and make me sick


Ramsey: I think the debate idea went...really....well......
Craggs: You dont sound so confident Mr Ramsey
Ramsey: I think it was a really good idea!
Sean: Now that's just sarcasm.


Kristy: When I say "Megan Fox", what do you think of?
Sean: Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky?
Kristy: No, as in celebrities
Sean: Oh, SNSD + Kara > Megan Fox
Kristy: -facepalm- wrong person to ask.


-Justin doing pushups-
Jamie: Can i try sititng on you?
Justin: yeah sure.
-strains to get up-
Justin: argh its too heavy.
Jamie: oi fuck you.
-kicks Justin in the balls-


Justin: ...and then, say it with helium.
Sean: no, screw you, go to hell.


Chloe: Comeon, lets go.
-Adam looks at watch-
Adam: Sighh, do we have enough time? ok quickly.


Michael: bit against the purple romero house are we Mr Ramsey?
Ramsey: Purple is the international gay colour.
Michael: So?
Ramsey: All gay things are purple, the Dockers, Perth Glory...


Sean: Chances are 4 standard deviations form the mean.
Chris: Nah, id say 2, or 1.
Sean: More like 3. Stop being generous.
Chris: Im sticking with 2, im asian, therefore im stingy.


Adam: yeah, im fat.
Sean: totally, yeah, really fat
Adam: I know, its like calling Wilson hot.


Josh: Yeah i can get us some glowsticks.
Chris: Nah, Josh doesnt need any, he can just around with his head at night.


Nat: YOONA IS YOUR YOONAVERSE


Aaron: If Josh is headboy, and Sarah is head girl, what do you get?
Sean: what?
Aaron: a huuuuuuggeeee explosion!


aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
*"ah oh"
aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
*hmm
$3@|\|. says (9:16 PM):
*"oh ahh"
aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
*sounds kinfa..
aaron 8-| says (9:16 PM):
**kinda
$3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
*...
$3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
*oh god.
$3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
*...
$3@|\|. says (9:17 PM):
*WAIT
aaron 8-| says (9:17 PM):
*seany what are you doing on the other side of the convo


"How many row-yi's does it take to change a lightbulb?"


-during wink murderer-
"we're all asian, how can we tell if we're winking?"


Sean: whoah Nathan, you're eyes are so big.
-Nathan squints eyes-
Sean: Now i cant see them.


Aileen: mind if I come by at the apartment then?
Graham: It's a sausage fest, do you have a sausage?


Aaron: What is said at the apartment stays in the apartment.


Calvin: How do i look fob without looking like Wilson?


Gerard: YUMMMYYYYY


Sean: HOLY SHIT, HUNTER AGAIN.
Chris: the AI seems to like raping your black female character.


Sean + Chris: Gerard want to "tap some gong!"


Sean: We've tortured Chris enough, lets give him a desire question, not death.


Gerard: SPITTER, GET BACK.


Aaron: blowjob from spitter, french kiss a smoker or handjob from charger?

Aaron: if life was L4D2, you'd (sean) be incapped so many times at traffic lights.


Chloe/Amelia: It's getting really late, you guys should go home.
Chris: Don't worry, we have all night.
Gerard: no we dont! we have to webcam with Aileen.


Sandra: Oi, he's really nice, he said he's coming back for you guys.
Jacey: Yeah we're biffles with him, we sang indian songs in his car!


-before going to northbridge at night-
Sean: guys, i just want to let you know that i love you. 


-Northbridge 10pm-
Matty D: How you going boysss


Chris: Where are you right now?
Jacey: Near Dominos.
Chris: Where's that?
Sean: ...the opposite side of northbidge to where we are...


-7:30 am-
Bryan: Oi, wake up, wanna go for a jog?
Chris: Fk off, i've only been asleep for 2 hours.


-Religion white board-
- Found "x" maths joke on board-  

Sean: Something doesnt look quite right..

Chris M: ahah, stupid year 9's drew an impossible triangle. 

Nancy: does your mum go to church?
Jess: yeah she used to, for like 3 months, just for the hell of it.
Sean: oh, the irony.
Adam: HAHAHA that's pretty true.


wilson says (10:40 PM):
*i saved you from my parents
wilson says (10:40 PM):
*they were like
wilson says (10:40 PM):
*which girl are you chasing
wilson says (10:40 PM):
*(talking about you)
wilson says (10:40 PM):
*they were wondering why you hang with our group not yoru schools


Jess: Someone'll have to use a fork to eat. (no more chopsticks).
Sean: Ok, who's the most white here? -looks at Aileen-
-10 seconds later-
Aileen: Did you just say "who's the most white here" and look at me?


Nick: ..at most it'll be $150
Sean: -swears- SAYA ADA DUA ORANG.

I HAVENT ADDED ENOUGH FROM THIS YEAR. NOOOO.

a photo that makes me happy :3

just lol. ♥ this photo and these people

day six (whatever i want)

what i felt like doing most of the day

few of my favourite quotes :3

"take that vest off you look like aladdin." - evan (superbad)

"sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people away but to see who cares enough to tear those walls down." - peyton sawyer (one tree hill)

"i believe that everything happens for a reason. people change so you can learn to let go, things go wrong so you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." - marilyn monroe

"you make me want to kill myself." - carl orchard

Day 04 - Your Favourite Book

hmmm, hard one, i like reading in general ahaha

but i guess it'd have to be...

Scarecrow,  by Matthew Reilly

so gooddd (as all his books are in general)

favourite book

favourite tv show

i watch a lot of tv shows but ultimate fave:

if you don't like friends,
don't talk to me. 
(srsly)

Day 03 - Your favourite television program

"I've been going to that prison for the past four months to have a staring contest with the devil, and the devil just blinked." 

downloaded all 3 seasons of it just before exams (real smart move eh?)

yeah, Castle -cheesy grin-

Day 02 - Your favourite movie

this is a hard one.. hmm

it's an odd one,

but i guess i like Jumper

can watch it a million times and never get boreddd.

-continues on religion notes-

my all time favez song

teenage dirtbag by wheatus :3

Day 1 - My Favorite Song

well, based off my itunes playlist..it would be..

..all three are equal..
you've got to be kidding me.
Love Ya - SS501
Come Back Again - Infinite
Love - CN Blue

(666... dont ask)

also, easy on the comments about the songs there ahaha -shrug-

procrastination to the maxxx.

holy shi-, here we go.

(yes i really am trying to procrastinate from exams..)

-then again, im arguing that this allows me to relax a bit aha-

Day 01 -- your favourite song
Day 02 -- your favourite movie
Day 03 -- your favourite television program
Day 04 -- your favourite book
Day 05 -- your favourite quote
Day 06 -- whatever tickles your fancy
Day 07 -- a photo that makes you happy
Day 08 -- a photo that makes you angry/sad
Day 09 -- a photo you took
Day 10 -- a photo of you taken over ten years ago
Day 11 -- a photo of you taken recently
Day 12 -- whatever tickles your fancy
Day 13 -- a fictional book
Day 14 -- a non-fictional book
Day 15 -- a fanfic
Day 16 -- a song that makes you cry (or nearly)
Day 17 -- an art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)
Day 18 -- whatever tickles your fancy
Day 19 -- a talent of yours
Day 20 -- a hobby of yours
Day 21 -- a recipe
Day 22 -- a website
Day 23 -- a youtube video
Day 24 -- whatever tickles your fancy
Day 25 -- your day, in great detail
Day 26 -- your week, in great detail
Day 27 -- this month, in great detail
Day 28 -- this year, in great detail
Day 29 -- hopes, dreams and plans for the next 365 days
Day 30 -- whatever tickles your fancy

(i'll commend anyone who decides to do this with me)

-and i'll probably think you're slightly insane too-